It's hell in the morning to look at you lying in my bed
Another morning after
You know I'm wishing you were dead
Maybe hit by a truck, rammed by a train
You must be crazy 'cause you're driving me insane
I'm just like a devil, you're just like a witch
You only like me because 
I scratch your itch
I'm too much a bastard, you just like to bitch
I'm just like a devil, you're my witch
I drag my ass into work
I hate my job, you know my boss is gay
You wonder why 
I save my dough?
Then wonder why you have to pay my way?
I should give you up, walk away 
I know I should
But the fact still remains you're finger licking good
I'm just like a devil, you're just like a witch
You only like me because 
I scratch your itch
I'm too much a bastard, you just like to bitch
I'm just like a devil, you're my witch
In the midnight hour
The smell of love filling up the room
I keep my horns nice and sharp
I keep you quick on your broom
You like to raise lots of hell
I like to lower the boom
I'm just like a devil, you're just like a witch
You only like me because 
I scratch your itch
I'm too much a bastard, you just like to bitch
I'm just like a devil
I'm just like a devil, you're just like a witch
You only like me because 
I scratch your itch
I'm too much a bastard, you just like to bitch
I'm just like a devil
I'm just like a devil
I'm just like a devil
And you baby you're my witch