The best friend I ever had Was the worst fucking thing that ever happen to me But at least we can each Count on all this shit to be reflected back at us In the depths of our laughter One can never guess what a willingness To do anything for another may require And now it seems she needs me Even to call it quits with me for her But at least we can each Count on all this shit to be reflected back at us In the depths of our laughter She can't see inward So she's the last to know she'll get to this point in herself again But at least we can each Count on all this shit to be reflected back at us In the depths of our laughter