| Song | Three-Legged Cat |
| Artist | Red House Painters |
| Album | Shock Me |
| She was asleep when i hobbled to the bed | |
| With a broken foot bleeding | |
| I clawed at her head | |
| "the mirror tumbled on me", i cried | |
| "but it wasn't my fault", i lied | |
| Spend my hole life neurotic and fat | |
| Now i'm just a three-legged cat | |
| Doctor said, "we'll have to amputate that" | |
| So now i'm just a three-legged cat | |
| A three-legged cat |