So you met him at Shoney's and he gave you his card And he said you'd go out Friday night Well he's a total stranger But he's tall and he's cute Girl am I getting this right? Now didn't we cover all this ground last week When the last loser left you alone Now here we are having the same conversation And I'm wondering if there's anybody listening Hello Are you listening Have you even heard a single word I've said Hello Wake up and smell his cheap cologne How can I get it through your fairy tale head Hough phone's ringin girl it's for you Hello It seems like you're always falling for the same guy You just change the face and the name But you're if gonna keep fishing in a pool of shallow water You cant give the fish all the blame Now this is how it is I'm your friend and I love you And I hate to see you hurtin all the time Now don't you put me on hold cause your call waiting's saying That your Mr wrong is on the other line Hello Are you listening Have you even heard a single word I've said Hello Wake up and smell his cheap cologne How can I get it through your fairy tale head Hough phone's ringing girl it's for you Hello Hello Are you listening Have you even heard a single word I've said Hello Wake up and smell his cheap cologne How can I get it through your fairy tale head Hough phone's ringing girls it's for you Why do I get the feeling I'm not getting through Hello?