Too big, too small?
Size does matter, after all
Zu groþ, zu klein?
Er könnte etwas gröþer sein
Mercedes-Benz und autobahn
Alleine in das Ausland fahren
Reise, reise fahrvergnügen
Ich will nur spaþ, mich nicht verlieben
Just a little bit, just a little, bitch
You've got a pussy, I have a dick
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany
Too short, too tall?
Doesn't matter, one size fits all
Zu groþ, zu klein?
Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein
Schönes fräulein, lust auf mehr
Blitzkrieg mit dem fleischgewehr
Schnaps im kopf, du holde braut
Steck bratwurst in dein sauerkraut
Just a little bit be my little bitch
You've got a pussy, I have a dick
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany
Germany, Germany
You've got a pussy, I have a dick
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
You've got a pussy, I have a dick
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick
You've got a pussy, I have a dick
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait!
Take me now, oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany