I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar 
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar the first time 
I met him he said he was a dwarfstar cause he was small and he was... famous 
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar the second time 
I met him he said 
I could never be a dwarfstar because 
I was too tall and 
I wasn't... famous 
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar the thir.. the second time 
I mean that 
I went to see him he was not in a very good mood he said "stop comin' around here!" 
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar 
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar the last time that 
I went to see him he had passed away 
I wanna tell ya 
I wanna tell ya 
I wanna tell ya 
I wanna tell ya 
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar 
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar 
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar 
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar the end