作词 : Mayall I read about her in the magazine The writer painted her in colors of a queen Other people said bad things instead So I was curious to check up what I'd read But askin' around She couldn't be found Strange, elusive Miss James Two weeks later, I was down the Shrine Saw a pretty girl who would suit me fine Rushin' around we forgot to trade names I didn't connect her with the one they called Miss James I was surprised When I realized The two were one and the same I had the phone company give her number to me I called her at home, she said she was alone Would she see me tonight? Yeah, that was alright