Goin' back to 
Dallas, take my razor and my gun
Goin' back to 
Dallas, man, take my razor and my gun, oh yeah
Lot of people lookin' for trouble, man, sure gonna give 'em in some
I believe old 
Dallas, man, is the meanest town 
I knowI believe that 
Dallas, man, is the meanest town 
I knowBecause you're not safe in 
Dallas, I don't care where you go
You know that 
I'm evil, now just to having fun
So much shit in 
Texas, I'm bound to step in some
Goin' back to 
Dallas, take my razor and my gun
Man if there people are lookin' for trouble, sure gonna give 'em some
I load up my revolver, sharpen up my knife
Some redneck messin' with me man, 
I'm bound to have his life
Down to Dallas, take my razor and my gun
Man, people there lookin' for trouble, sure gonna give 'em some