| Song | You'll Never Work In Dis Bidness Again |
| Artist | Jimmy Buffett |
| Album | Floridays |
| 作词 : Betton, Buffett, Leo, Melamed ... | |
| Written:Buffett/Utley/V.Melamed/Leo/W.Weeks/M/Betton | |
| For all of those who have dared to try, made it, and lived to tell about it. | |
| Spoken: | |
| 'He told it to the monkeys and they didn't talk back' | |
| 'Then he told the old iguana and he didn't attack' | |
| They told me before I started | |
| That it never ever would work out | |
| Stay in school, don't be a fool | |
| But I had to see what life was about | |
| So I went to Biloxi seekin' fortune and fame | |
| I got hired, I got fired, I got called dirty names | |
| You'll never (never), never (never), work in dis bidness again | |
| You'll never (never), no never (never) | |
| Never work in dis bidness again | |
| I knew I needed representation | |
| And I found it one night in a bar | |
| He was a bondsman and a part-time agent | |
| And he said that he would make me a star | |
| He said', 'Aaaah, you don't have to be that good | |
| To make it out in Hollywood | |
| You just have to change and complain' | |
| Or you'll never (never), never (never), work in dis bidness again | |
| You'll never (never), no never (never) | |
| Never work in dis bidness again | |
| (synth and horn instrumental) | |
| I parked cars at the Rainbow | |
| I sold maps of the stars | |
| I got my nose broke in Spago's | |
| When I puked on the bar | |
| And all I played's a double barmitzvah | |
| (Bubba played a double barmitzvah!) | |
| It's a jungle out there (we love it) | |
| Hell, I don't care | |
| I'm going back to my predator friends | |
| I will never (never), never (never), work in this bidness again | |
| No I'll never (never), no never (never) | |
| Never work in this bidness again | |
| You'll never (never), never (never), work in this bidness again | |
| Spoken: | |
| 'Ah, relax, vhere do you tink you're going vit dat suitcase?' | |
| 'I'm outta here!' | |
| 'You're leaving?! Vat about my fifteen percent?' | |
| 'Fifteen percent of nothin' is nothin'!' | |
| 'Young man, you leave now and you'll never...' | |
| 'I'll never...' | |
| 'You'll never...' | |
| 'Work in dis...' | |
| 'Bizness...' | |
| 'Bidness...' | |
| 'AGAIN!!' | |
| *Notes: | |
| The parts of Jimmy Buffett and his manager played by Vince Melamed |
| zuò cí : Betton, Buffett, Leo, Melamed ... | |
| Written: Buffett Utley V. Melamed Leo W. Weeks M Betton | |
| For all of those who have dared to try, made it, and lived to tell about it. | |
| Spoken: | |
| ' He told it to the monkeys and they didn' t talk back' | |
| ' Then he told the old iguana and he didn' t attack' | |
| They told me before I started | |
| That it never ever would work out | |
| Stay in school, don' t be a fool | |
| But I had to see what life was about | |
| So I went to Biloxi seekin' fortune and fame | |
| I got hired, I got fired, I got called dirty names | |
| You' ll never never, never never, work in dis bidness again | |
| You' ll never never, no never never | |
| Never work in dis bidness again | |
| I knew I needed representation | |
| And I found it one night in a bar | |
| He was a bondsman and a parttime agent | |
| And he said that he would make me a star | |
| He said', ' Aaaah, you don' t have to be that good | |
| To make it out in Hollywood | |
| You just have to change and complain' | |
| Or you' ll never never, never never, work in dis bidness again | |
| You' ll never never, no never never | |
| Never work in dis bidness again | |
| synth and horn instrumental | |
| I parked cars at the Rainbow | |
| I sold maps of the stars | |
| I got my nose broke in Spago' s | |
| When I puked on the bar | |
| And all I played' s a double barmitzvah | |
| Bubba played a double barmitzvah! | |
| It' s a jungle out there we love it | |
| Hell, I don' t care | |
| I' m going back to my predator friends | |
| I will never never, never never, work in this bidness again | |
| No I' ll never never, no never never | |
| Never work in this bidness again | |
| You' ll never never, never never, work in this bidness again | |
| Spoken: | |
| ' Ah, relax, vhere do you tink you' re going vit dat suitcase?' | |
| ' I' m outta here!' | |
| ' You' re leaving?! Vat about my fifteen percent?' | |
| ' Fifteen percent of nothin' is nothin'!' | |
| ' Young man, you leave now and you' ll never...' | |
| ' I' ll never...' | |
| ' You' ll never...' | |
| ' Work in dis...' | |
| ' Bizness...' | |
| ' Bidness...' | |
| ' AGAIN!!' | |
| Notes: | |
| The parts of Jimmy Buffett and his manager played by Vince Melamed |