| Song | If It All Falls Down |
| Artist | Jimmy Buffett |
| Album | Floridays |
| 作词 : Betton | |
| Lyrics：Matt Betton Music：Matt Betton | |
| I never wanted to be | |
| A man of mystery | |
| My life's an open book | |
| By James Joyce and Agatha Christie | |
| Sometimes I get confused | |
| Somewhere around page two | |
| I live the perfect crime | |
| And crime pays more than it used to | |
| They're checkin' the evidence | |
| May be some charges pressed | |
| The only one they got me on | |
| Is some misdemeanor craziness | |
| Chorus: | |
| If it all falls down falls down falls down | |
| If they solve my life they find me out | |
| Never thought to keep all I have found | |
| I have had my fun if it all falls down | |
| If it all falls down falls down falls down | |
| I have had my fun I have bought a few rounds | |
| And been out on the town way out on the town | |
| Way way way out if it all falls down | |
| Never wanted to be | |
| A part of history | |
| I have my days in the sun | |
| A beach bum a man for all seasides | |
| Guidance counselor said | |
| Your scores are anti-heroic | |
| Computer recommends | |
| Hard-drinking calypso poet | |
| Studied life at sea | |
| Studied life in bars | |
| Never passed my S.A.T.'s | |
| So I thought I'd study extra hard | |
| Chorus: | |
| If it all falls down falls down falls down | |
| I have learned my trade from the inside out | |
| I can strum real hard I can play real loud | |
| I can charm a crowd if it all falls down | |
| If it all falls down falls down falls down | |
| I can warm a crowd I can make them shout | |
| I can juggle verbs adverbs and nouns | |
| I can make them dance 'til they all fall down | |
| We had plenty of doctors | |
| We had plenty of lawyers | |
| We had people to make us things | |
| We had people to sell us those things | |
| Didn't have enough room for those things | |
| We build lots of self storage | |
| Calypso poet shortage | |
| Calypso poet shortage | |
| Chorus: | |
| If it all falls down falls down falls down | |
| I'll have filled that void from city to town | |
| I'll have spent my money and taken my bows | |
| I'll have had my fun if it all falls down | |
| If it all falls down falls down falls down | |
| If they solve my life if they find me out | |
| Never thought to keep all I have found | |
| I have had my fun if it all falls down | |
| If it all falls down falls down falls down | |
| I can charm a crowd 'til they snake dance 'round | |
| With calypso beat down island sound | |
| I can make them dance 'til they all fall down | |
| Chorus: | |
| If it all falls down falls down falls down | |
| I can warm a crowd I can make them shout | |
| I can juggle verbs adverbs and nouns | |
| I can make them dance 'til they all fall down |
| zuò cí : Betton | |
| Lyrics: Matt Betton Music: Matt Betton | |
| I never wanted to be | |
| A man of mystery | |
| My life' s an open book | |
| By James Joyce and Agatha Christie | |
| Sometimes I get confused | |
| Somewhere around page two | |
| I live the perfect crime | |
| And crime pays more than it used to | |
| They' re checkin' the evidence | |
| May be some charges pressed | |
| The only one they got me on | |
| Is some misdemeanor craziness | |
| Chorus: | |
| If it all falls down falls down falls down | |
| If they solve my life they find me out | |
| Never thought to keep all I have found | |
| I have had my fun if it all falls down | |
| If it all falls down falls down falls down | |
| I have had my fun I have bought a few rounds | |
| And been out on the town way out on the town | |
| Way way way out if it all falls down | |
| Never wanted to be | |
| A part of history | |
| I have my days in the sun | |
| A beach bum a man for all seasides | |
| Guidance counselor said | |
| Your scores are antiheroic | |
| Computer recommends | |
| Harddrinking calypso poet | |
| Studied life at sea | |
| Studied life in bars | |
| Never passed my S. A. T.' s | |
| So I thought I' d study extra hard | |
| Chorus: | |
| If it all falls down falls down falls down | |
| I have learned my trade from the inside out | |
| I can strum real hard I can play real loud | |
| I can charm a crowd if it all falls down | |
| If it all falls down falls down falls down | |
| I can warm a crowd I can make them shout | |
| I can juggle verbs adverbs and nouns | |
| I can make them dance ' til they all fall down | |
| We had plenty of doctors | |
| We had plenty of lawyers | |
| We had people to make us things | |
| We had people to sell us those things | |
| Didn' t have enough room for those things | |
| We build lots of self storage | |
| Calypso poet shortage | |
| Calypso poet shortage | |
| Chorus: | |
| If it all falls down falls down falls down | |
| I' ll have filled that void from city to town | |
| I' ll have spent my money and taken my bows | |
| I' ll have had my fun if it all falls down | |
| If it all falls down falls down falls down | |
| If they solve my life if they find me out | |
| Never thought to keep all I have found | |
| I have had my fun if it all falls down | |
| If it all falls down falls down falls down | |
| I can charm a crowd ' til they snake dance ' round | |
| With calypso beat down island sound | |
| I can make them dance ' til they all fall down | |
| Chorus: | |
| If it all falls down falls down falls down | |
| I can warm a crowd I can make them shout | |
| I can juggle verbs adverbs and nouns | |
| I can make them dance ' til they all fall down |