| Song | LP Intro |
| Artist | Jermaine Dupri |
| Album | Instructions (Clean Version) |
| Ladies and gentleman | |
| I don't know what this is coming down through the audience | |
| With all his bad looking clothes on and that over-sized hat | |
| And raggidy clothes and all this stuff | |
| Looks like he just came out of a basement | |
| Oh I forgot, ladies and gentleman | |
| We have the star of the show this evening | |
| The one and only | |
| Chica chica, | |
| JD motha fucka |