Scratch N' Sniff [Orig. Ver. Birds and bees high school tease I'm a long long way from home Come for your daughter whiskey and water Never did drink alone Don't have to beg don't have to borrow Don't have to steal my heart I was here today I'll be here tomorrow And baby that's just the start You say that I want more Than I'm wanted for There just ain't nothing here That I ain't seen before Scratch 'n' sniff wave my stick Mama's gonna blow her top Scratch 'n' sniff bite don't lick Baby don't you ever stop On my knees as you please I didn't know you liked to play Bless your soul oh no no I think I gonna have to stay One more day one more night One more little tryst And I won't run and I won't fight Unless of course you insist You say that I want more Than I'm wanted for There just ain't nothing here That I ain't seen before Scratch 'n' sniff wave my stick Mama's gonna blow her top Scratch 'n' sniff bite don't lick Baby don't you ever stop Scratch 'n' sniff wave my stick Mama's gonna blow her top Scratch 'n' sniff bite don't lick Baby don't you ever stop You want it now but you don't know if you can You want it loud but they keep bringing you down Gonna bring you down Bring you down Bring you down Down Don't let them bring you down Down Down Don't let them bring you down You want it now but you don't know if you can You want it loud but they keep on bringing you down Give it a scratch Scratch 'n' sniff wave my stick Mama's gonna blow her top Scratch 'n' sniff bite don't lick Baby don't you ever stop Scratch 'n' sniff Give it a scratch Scratch 'n' sniff Got a little itch Scratch 'n' sniff Just give it a scratch You need a dance Wow