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Song 当词作遇见弟弟行为
Artist 杏漪
Artist YoungStar
Artist 叶落梦中
Artist YoungStar
Album 当词作遇到弟弟行为

Lyrics

[00:00.180] 当词作遇到弟弟行为
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[00:00.434] 原曲：《大碗宽面+斯德哥尔摩情人》
[00:00.434] 策划：菜鸡词作相声铺
[00:00.434] 填词：杏漪/棠咕咕/漱石枕酒/人间昏昏/扶风/楼玉明/月色君/庭意/年华/云青桑
[00:00.933] 咯叽：暮染&叶落梦中&祁夜
[00:01.191] 后期：Rekeo
[00:01.191] 美工：棠咕咕
[00:01.436] 特别鸣谢：陆槿夕、格里特、本歌组打扰过的所有小伙伴
[00:01.436] 菜鸡词作相声铺激扬出品
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[00:01.932] 【杏】
[00:02.194] 无耻 还坦然
[00:09.585] 删评 侵权
[00:13.836] 小手可真会按
[00:18.342]
[00:20.456] 别说自己受了伤
[00:22.712] 别拿助理来挡枪
[00:25.210] 是你人性有缺失
[00:27.704] 还是道德已沦丧
[00:28.214]
[00:28.717] 【棠】
[00:29.455] 词曲一体你忙不忙
[00:31.209] 澄清删评你忙是不忙
[00:33.706] 坦然如你也会心慌慌
[00:36.213] 你看看你这狼狈模样
[00:36.713]
[00:36.955] 【楼】
[00:38.711] 我寻思你小嘴 呀颠倒黑白还挺狂
[00:42.703] 需要社会主义大 哥来劝你学学善良
[00:47.210] 咱十一块一毛一 买你脸皮像城墙
[00:52.458] 也就别怪咱开腔: 环保袋呢还这么能装
[00:56.923]
[00:57.177] 【棠】
[00:57.676] 你好棒！
[00:59.421] 就棒在脸有天地广
[01:01.674] 你好棒！
[01:04.183] 就棒在厚泽传四方
[01:06.675] 圣经看了？
[01:08.672] 在学习神说就要有光？
[01:11.168] 不然怎么
[01:13.678] 啥也不会做直接开张
[01:15.418]
[01:15.917] 【风】
[01:16.935] 今我慈悲看您可怜 恩设个奖项
[01:21.680] 将卑鄙无耻传唱
[01:26.425] 茫茫人海里你拔尖 在痴心妄想
[01:31.429] 也算是凉的 漂亮
[01:44.675]
[01:46.672] 【杏】
[01:48.169] 我自有惊世之才
[01:51.423] 还能够瞒天过海
[01:54.672] 歌词是我来剪裁 当然算一半
[01:58.677] 合情合理的 安排
[01:59.421]
[01:59.675] 【楼】
[02:01.418] 我生来 得四海偏爱
[02:04.680] 万物灵 皆是我替代
[02:08.174] 只是身价需哄抬
[02:10.509] 心喜一华彩
[02:11.015] 作者本我 冠他戴
[02:13.259]
[02:13.758]
[02:14.257] 【酒】
[02:14.257] 左右手里二十张 破落牌
[02:17.510] 不如搏一搏 换个盛名来
[02:21.016] 装懵懂 骂名全推开
[02:23.013] 轻飘飘三句辩白
[02:25.010] 扔个铜板诩（xu三声）慷慨
[02:26.507]
[02:26.507] 【昏】
[02:27.760] 究竟 哪位愚人类此 般 慷慨
[02:31.765] 窃得二三寸凛 然登台
[02:35.018] 可须得腾挪青史 诺诺敬请他来
[02:38.013] 光耀往后数十代 窃过玉璧 正稗上载
[02:41.508]
[02:41.772] 【庭】
[02:41.772] 原创鬼才原来是你
[02:44.258] 很遗憾以这方式认识你【#蜡烛】 我太服气
[02:48.010] What’s happen to me 你这朋友我 好想交腚！
[02:55.265]
[02:57.262] 【棠】
[03:04.262] 求名誉颠倒不见外，
[03:07.770] 诛心得热度也开怀
[03:11.263] 虎皮扯破便龟缩，引戮向骂海
[03:15.015] 仍称我最最清白
[03:17.012]
[03:17.267] 【风】
[03:17.765] 斗鼠胆问何方宵小无赖
[03:21.260] 仗理夺势嫉我无德无才
[03:24.512] 芳名雅誉衬是应该
[03:26.266] 怎偏尔聚众埋汰
[03:28.261] 乃欺我实属良善?
[03:29.758]
[03:29.758] 【月】
[03:31.268] 冷眼看你跳梁小丑的“风采”
[03:34.763] 拼命掩饰将责任抛开
[03:38.015] 负隅顽抗姿态
[03:38.514] 好似你模样清白
[03:41.010] 被荒唐 的买卖
[03:42.262] 谁慌忙将罪恶掩埋
[03:43.261]
[03:43.760] 【年】
[03:44.259] 故事也该有转折  配得看客 喝彩
[03:48.523] 满堂高朋唾弃你 丑态
[03:51.265] 华章辞彩你启口编排 宝珠尘埋
[03:54.514] 障目振臂呼善哉
[03:56.268] 不见某日  一地残骸
[03:57.521]
[03:58.020] 【云】
[03:58.519] 今日我若拙口笨腮 舆情枉顾 弃逃 置身事外任其腐败
[04:04.767] 恶人多怀歹，后人来涤汰
[04:07.651] 何足道哉？
[04:10.148]
[04:10.647] Ah wu ah nah
[04:13.908] Ah wu ah yeh
[04:15.406] ohh
[04:16.151] 哎你这说法有点流氓 流氓~
[04:19.158]
[04:19.158] 【云】
[04:19.658] 声明道歉语焉不详
[04:21.654] 逼我来小试锋芒
[04:24.404] 原创不是名存实亡
[04:26.400] 创作杜绝无良
[04:29.181] 态度决定谁能称王
[04:31.431]
[04:31.431] 【棠】
[04:31.931] 亲亲这边对看这里，茄子留下空皮囊
[04:35.936] 亲亲笑笑好的可以，微笑定格肮脏
[04:40.933] 扒皮又没有巴掌
[04:43.441] 反正不痛不痒
[04:46.192] 你得意就猖狂
[04:48.187]
[04:48.432] 【杏】
[04:48.940] 厉害呀
[04:50.438] 干大事(的）不声不响
[04:53.191] 厉害呀
[04:55.433] 没钱（你）还想谈赔偿
[04:57.942] 笑死人啦
[05:00.195] 实在难看（啦）你的吃相
[05:02.431] 当慈善吧
[05:04.943] （就）免费教你有个人样
[05:06.696]
[05:07.201] 【楼】
[05:07.937] 这操作怕不是热得 久了浑身痒
[05:12.443] 把声带连上直肠
[05:17.438] 给神经中枢插上了自 由的翅膀
[05:22.182] 把智商拿去炖汤
[05:26.187]
[05:26.686] 【云】
[05:27.443] 案前明月光
[05:31.936] 夜来忙思量
[05:36.943] 提笔言功状
[05:41.709] 曲奏明堂上
[05:46.215]
[05:48.467] 不过小丑跳梁
[05:51.960] 婉言唱
[05:53.722] 怕他心伤
[05:55.234]
[05:56.229] 说我们狂妄
[05:56.229] 说是耍流氓
[05:58.477] 是我们狂妄
[05:59.470] 是我们流氓
[06:00.980] 对我们狂妄
[06:01.726] 对我们流氓
[06:03.230] 无才却狂妄
[06:04.728] 流氓又怎样

Pinyin

[00:00.180] dāng cí zuò yù dào dì di xíng wéi
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[00:00.434] yuán qǔ: dà wǎn kuān miàn sī dé gē ěr mó qíng rén
[00:00.434] cè huà: cài jī cí zuò xiàng sheng pù
[00:00.434] tián cí: xìng yī táng gū gū shù shí zhěn jiǔ rén jiān hūn hūn fú fēng lóu yù míng yuè sè jūn tíng yì nián huá yún qīng sāng
[00:00.933] gē jī: mù rǎn yè luò mèng zhōng qí yè
[00:01.191] hòu qī: Rekeo
[00:01.191] měi gōng: táng gū gū
[00:01.436] tè bié míng xiè: lù jǐn xī gé lǐ tè běn gē zǔ dǎ rǎo guò de suǒ yǒu xiǎo huǒ bàn
[00:01.436] cài jī cí zuò xiàng sheng pù jī yáng chū pǐn
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[00:01.932] xìng
[00:02.194] wú chǐ hái tǎn rán
[00:09.585] shān píng qīn quán
[00:13.836] xiǎo shǒu kě zhēn huì àn
[00:18.342]
[00:20.456] bié shuō zì jǐ shòu le shāng
[00:22.712] bié ná zhù lǐ lái dǎng qiāng
[00:25.210] shì nǐ rén xìng yǒu quē shī
[00:27.704] hái shì dào dé yǐ lún sàng
[00:28.214]
[00:28.717] táng
[00:29.455] cí qǔ yī tǐ nǐ máng bù máng
[00:31.209] chéng qīng shān píng nǐ máng shì bù máng
[00:33.706] tǎn rán rú nǐ yě huì xīn huāng huāng
[00:36.213] nǐ kàn kàn nǐ zhè láng bèi mú yàng
[00:36.713]
[00:36.955] lóu
[00:38.711] wǒ xún sī nǐ xiǎo zuǐ ya diān dǎo hēi bái hái tǐng kuáng
[00:42.703] xū yào shè huì zhǔ yì dà gē lái quàn nǐ xué xué shàn liáng
[00:47.210] zán shí yí kuài yī máo yī mǎi nǐ liǎn pí xiàng chéng qiáng
[00:52.458] yě jiù bié guài zán kāi qiāng: huán bǎo dài ne hái zhè me néng zhuāng
[00:56.923]
[00:57.177] táng
[00:57.676] nǐ hǎo bàng!
[00:59.421] jiù bàng zài liǎn yǒu tiān dì guǎng
[01:01.674] nǐ hǎo bàng!
[01:04.183] jiù bàng zài hòu zé chuán sì fāng
[01:06.675] shèng jīng kàn le?
[01:08.672] zài xué xí shén shuō jiù yào yǒu guāng?
[01:11.168] bù rán zěn me
[01:13.678] shà yě bú huì zuò zhí jiē kāi zhāng
[01:15.418]
[01:15.917] fēng
[01:16.935] jīn wǒ cí bēi kàn nín kě lián ēn shè gè jiǎng xiàng
[01:21.680] jiāng bēi bǐ wú chǐ chuán chàng
[01:26.425] máng máng rén hǎi lǐ nǐ bá jiān zài chī xīn wàng xiǎng
[01:31.429] yě suàn shì liáng de piào liàng
[01:44.675]
[01:46.672] xìng
[01:48.169] wǒ zì yǒu jīng shì zhī cái
[01:51.423] hái néng gòu mán tiān guò hǎi
[01:54.672] gē cí shì wǒ lái jiǎn cái dāng rán suàn yī bàn
[01:58.677] hé qíng hé lǐ de ān pái
[01:59.421]
[01:59.675] lóu
[02:01.418] wǒ shēng lái dé sì hǎi piān ài
[02:04.680] wàn wù líng jiē shì wǒ tì dài
[02:08.174] zhǐ shì shēn jià xū hōng tái
[02:10.509] xīn xǐ yī huá cǎi
[02:11.015] zuò zhě běn wǒ guān tā dài
[02:13.259]
[02:13.758]
[02:14.257] jiǔ
[02:14.257] zuǒ yòu shǒu lǐ èr shí zhāng pò luò pái
[02:17.510] bù rú bó yī bó huàn gè shèng míng lái
[02:21.016] zhuāng měng dǒng mà míng quán tuī kāi
[02:23.013] qīng piāo piāo sān jù biàn bái
[02:25.010] rēng gè tóng bǎn xǔ xu sān shēng kāng kǎi
[02:26.507]
[02:26.507] hūn
[02:27.760] jiū jìng nǎ wèi yú rén lèi cǐ bān kāng kǎi
[02:31.765] qiè dé èr sān cùn lǐn rán dēng tái
[02:35.018] kě xū de téng nuó qīng shǐ nuò nuò jìng qǐng tā lái
[02:38.013] guāng yào wǎng hòu shù shí dài qiè guò yù bì zhèng bài shàng zài
[02:41.508]
[02:41.772] tíng
[02:41.772] yuán chuàng guǐ cái yuán lái shì nǐ
[02:44.258] hěn yí hàn yǐ zhè fāng shì rèn shi nǐ là zhú wǒ tài fú qì
[02:48.010] What' s happen to me nǐ zhè péng yǒu wǒ hǎo xiǎng jiāo dìng!
[02:55.265]
[02:57.262] táng
[03:04.262] qiú míng yù diān dǎo bú jiàn wài,
[03:07.770] zhū xīn dé rè dù yě kāi huái
[03:11.263] hǔ pí chě pò biàn guī suō, yǐn lù xiàng mà hǎi
[03:15.015] réng chēng wǒ zuì zuì qīng bái
[03:17.012]
[03:17.267] fēng
[03:17.765] dòu shǔ dǎn wèn hé fāng xiāo xiǎo wú lài
[03:21.260] zhàng lǐ duó shì jí wǒ wú dé wú cái
[03:24.512] fāng míng yǎ yù chèn shì yīng gāi
[03:26.266] zěn piān ěr jù zhòng mái tài
[03:28.261] nǎi qī wǒ shí shǔ liáng shàn?
[03:29.758]
[03:29.758] yuè
[03:31.268] lěng yǎn kàn nǐ tiào liáng xiǎo chǒu de" fēng cǎi"
[03:34.763] pīn mìng yǎn shì jiāng zé rèn pāo kāi
[03:38.015] fù yú wán kàng zī tài
[03:38.514] hǎo sì nǐ mú yàng qīng bái
[03:41.010] bèi huāng táng de mǎi mài
[03:42.262] shuí huāng máng jiāng zuì è yǎn mái
[03:43.261]
[03:43.760] nián
[03:44.259] gù shì yě gāi yǒu zhuǎn zhé   pèi dé kàn kè hè cǎi
[03:48.523] mǎn táng gāo péng tuò qì nǐ chǒu tài
[03:51.265] huá zhāng cí cǎi nǐ qǐ kǒu biān pái  bǎo zhū chén mái
[03:54.514] zhàng mù zhèn bì hū shàn zāi
[03:56.268] bú jiàn mǒu rì   yī dì cán hái
[03:57.521]
[03:58.020] yún
[03:58.519] jīn rì wǒ ruò zhuō kǒu bèn sāi yú qíng wǎng gù qì táo zhì shēn shì wài rèn qí fǔ bài
[04:04.767] è rén duō huái dǎi, hòu rén lái dí tài
[04:07.651] hé zú dào zāi?
[04:10.148]
[04:10.647] Ah wu ah nah
[04:13.908] Ah wu ah yeh
[04:15.406] ohh
[04:16.151] āi nǐ zhè shuō fǎ yǒu diǎn liú máng liú máng
[04:19.158]
[04:19.158] yún
[04:19.658] shēng míng dào qiàn yǔ yān bù xiáng
[04:21.654] bī wǒ lái xiǎo shì fēng máng
[04:24.404] yuán chuàng bú shì míng cún shí wáng
[04:26.400] chuàng zuò dù jué wú liáng
[04:29.181] tài dù jué dìng shuí néng chēng wáng
[04:31.431]
[04:31.431] táng
[04:31.931] qīn qīn zhè biān duì kàn zhè lǐ, qié zi liú xià kōng pí náng
[04:35.936] qīn qīn xiào xiào hǎo de kě yǐ, wēi xiào dìng gé āng zāng
[04:40.933] bā pí yòu méi yǒu bā zhǎng
[04:43.441] fǎn zhèng bù tòng bù yǎng
[04:46.192] nǐ dé yì jiù chāng kuáng
[04:48.187]
[04:48.432] xìng
[04:48.940] lì hài ya
[04:50.438] gàn dà shì de bù shēng bù xiǎng
[04:53.191] lì hài ya
[04:55.433] méi qián nǐ hái xiǎng tán péi cháng
[04:57.942] xiào sǐ rén la
[05:00.195] shí zài nán kàn la nǐ de chī xiàng
[05:02.431] dāng cí shàn ba
[05:04.943] jiù miǎn fèi jiào nǐ yǒu gè rén yàng
[05:06.696]
[05:07.201] lóu
[05:07.937] zhè cāo zuò pà bú shì rè dé jiǔ le hún shēn yǎng
[05:12.443] bǎ shēng dài lián shàng zhí cháng
[05:17.438] gěi shén jīng zhōng shū chā shang le zì yóu de chì bǎng
[05:22.182] bǎ zhì shāng ná qù dùn tāng
[05:26.187]
[05:26.686] yún
[05:27.443] àn qián míng yuè guāng
[05:31.936] yè lái máng sī liang
[05:36.943] tí bǐ yán gōng zhuàng
[05:41.709] qū zòu míng táng shàng
[05:46.215]
[05:48.467] bù guò xiǎo chǒu tiào liáng
[05:51.960] wǎn yán chàng
[05:53.722] pà tā xīn shāng
[05:55.234]
[05:56.229] shuō wǒ men kuáng wàng
[05:56.229] shuō shì shuǎ liú máng
[05:58.477] shì wǒ men kuáng wàng
[05:59.470] shì wǒ men liú máng
[06:00.980] duì wǒ men kuáng wàng
[06:01.726] duì wǒ men liú máng
[06:03.230] wú cái què kuáng wàng
[06:04.728] liú máng yòu zěn yàng