[00:00.802]While digesting Reader's Digest
[00:03.799]In the back of a dirty book store,
[00:06.299]A plastic flag, with gum on the back,
[00:09.799]Fell out on the floor.
[00:12.297]Well, I picked it up and I ran outside
[00:15.807]Slapped it on my window shield,
[00:18.562]And if I could see old Betsy Ross
[00:21.811]I'd tell her how good I feel.
[00:24.550]
[00:25.794]But your flag decal won't get you
[00:29.045]Into Heaven any more.
[00:31.795]They're already overcrowded
[00:34.800]From your dirty little war.
[00:38.039]Now Jesus don't like killin'
[00:41.293]No matter what the reason's for,
[00:44.540]And your flag decal won't get you
[00:47.047]Into Heaven any more.
[00:50.043]
[00:51.056]Well, I went to the bank this morning
[00:59.298]And the cashier he said to me,
[01:01.798]"If you join the Christmas club
[01:05.543]We'll give you ten of them flags for free."
[01:08.548]Well, I didn't mess around a bit
[01:11.560]I took him up on what he said.
[01:14.305]And I stuck them stickers all over my car
[01:18.799]And one on my wife's forehead.
[01:21.044]
[01:22.307]But your flag decal won't get you
[01:25.298]Into Heaven any more.
[01:27.793]They're already overcrowded
[01:31.226]From your dirty little war.
[01:34.476]Now Jesus don't like killin'
[01:37.488]No matter what the reason's for,
[01:40.745]And your flag decal won't get you
[01:43.489]Into Heaven any more.
[01:46.227]
[01:46.996]Well, I got my window shield so filled
[01:56.049]With flags I couldn't see.
[01:58.297]So, I ran the car upside a curb
[02:02.056]And right into a tree.
[02:04.544]By the time they got a doctor down
[02:08.051]I was already dead.
[02:10.545]And I'll never understand why the man
[02:14.049]Standing in the Pearly Gates said...
[02:16.552]
[02:18.556]"But your flag decal won't get you
[02:21.047]Into Heaven any more.
[02:24.289]We're already overcrowded
[02:27.051]From your dirty little war.
[02:29.795]Now Jesus don't like killin'
[02:33.546]No matter what the reason's for,
[02:36.294]And your flag decal won't get you
[02:39.555]Into Heaven any more."