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While digesting Reader's Digest |
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In the back of a dirty book store, |
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A plastic flag, with gum on the back, |
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Fell out on the floor. |
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Well, I picked it up and I ran outside |
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Slapped it on my window shield, |
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And if I could see old Betsy Ross |
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I'd tell her how good I feel. |
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|
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But your flag decal won't get you |
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Into Heaven any more. |
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They're already overcrowded |
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From your dirty little war. |
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Now Jesus don't like killin' |
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No matter what the reason's for, |
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And your flag decal won't get you |
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Into Heaven any more. |
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|
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Well, I went to the bank this morning |
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And the cashier he said to me, |
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"If you join the Christmas club |
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We'll give you ten of them flags for free." |
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Well, I didn't mess around a bit |
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I took him up on what he said. |
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And I stuck them stickers all over my car |
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And one on my wife's forehead. |
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|
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But your flag decal won't get you |
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Into Heaven any more. |
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They're already overcrowded |
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From your dirty little war. |
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Now Jesus don't like killin' |
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No matter what the reason's for, |
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And your flag decal won't get you |
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Into Heaven any more. |
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|
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Well, I got my window shield so filled |
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With flags I couldn't see. |
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So, I ran the car upside a curb |
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And right into a tree. |
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By the time they got a doctor down |
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I was already dead. |
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And I'll never understand why the man |
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Standing in the Pearly Gates said... |
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|
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"But your flag decal won't get you |
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Into Heaven any more. |
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We're already overcrowded |
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From your dirty little war. |
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Now Jesus don't like killin' |
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No matter what the reason's for, |
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And your flag decal won't get you |
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Into Heaven any more." |