[00:00.98]Last night I saw an accident
[00:15.80]On the corner of Third and Green
[00:19.92]Two cars collided and I got excited
[00:24.81]Just being part of that scene
[00:28.53]It was Mrs. Tom Walker and her beautiful daughter
[00:33.40]Pamela, was driving the car
[00:37.52]They got hit by a man in a light blue sedan
[00:42.24]Who had obviously been to a bar.
[00:45.91]They don't know how lucky they are
[00:50.60]They could have run into that tree
[00:55.43]Got struck by a bolt of lightning
[00:59.67]And raped by a minority.
[01:03.82]It was a four way stop dilemma
[01:14.64]We all arrived the same time
[01:19.40]I yielded to the man to the right of me
[01:23.99]And he yielded it right back to mine
[01:27.73]Well, the yield went around and around and around
[01:32.79]Till Pamela finally tried
[01:37.04]Just then the man in the light blue sedan
[01:41.62]Hit Pamela's passenger side.
[01:45.66]They don't know how lucky they are
[01:50.37]They could have run into that tree
[01:55.27]Got struck by a bolt of lightning
[01:59.38]And raped by a minority.
[02:04.42]Pamela hit her head on the mirror
[02:27.52]Mrs Walker got a bump on the knee
[02:32.17]The man hit himself in the face and said
[02:37.16]"Why does this happen to me?"
[02:40.92]The neighbors came out
[02:43.55]And they gathered about
[02:45.80]Saying "Hey! who hit who anyway?"
[02:49.95]And the police arrived at a quarter to five
[02:54.48]And pronounced all the victims "Okay".
[02:58.70]They don't know how lucky they are
[03:03.17]They could have run into that tree
[03:07.79]Got struck by a bolt of lightning
[03:12.24]And raped by a minority.
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