[00:00.60]Woke up this morning put on my slippers
[00:06.16]Walked in the kitchen and died and oh what a feeling!
[00:13.06]When my soul went through the ceiling
[00:15.43]And on up into heaven I did ride
[00:19.82]When I got there they did say
[00:22.45]John, it happened this way
[00:25.23]You slipped upon the floor and hit your head
[00:29.66]And all the angels say just before you passed away
[00:34.82]These were the very last words that you said
[00:39.50]Please don't bury me down in that cold cold ground
[00:44.65]No, I'd druther have "em" cut me up and pass me all around
[00:49.52]Throw my brain in a hurricane and the blind can have my eyes
[00:54.29]And the deaf can take both of my ears if they don't mind the size
[00:59.64]Give my stomach to Milwaukee if they run out of beer
[01:09.65]Put my socks in a cedar box just get "em" out of here
[01:14.64]Venus de Milo can have my arms, look out, I've got your nose
[01:19.24]Sell my heart to the junkman and give my love to Rose
[01:24.15]Please don't bury me down in that cold cold ground
[01:28.80]No, I'd druther have "em" cut me up and pass me all around
[01:33.52]Throw my brain in a hurricane and the blind can have my eyes
[01:38.38]And the deaf can take both of my ears if they don't mind the size
[01:43.71]Give my feet to the footloose, careless, fancy free
[02:07.65]Give my knees to the needy don't pull that stuff on me
[02:12.16]Hand me down my walking cane it's a sin to tell a lie
[02:16.84]Send my mouth way down south and kiss my ass goodbye
[02:22.19]Please don't bury me down in that cold cold ground
[02:26.63]No, I'd druther have "em" cut me up and pass me all around
[02:30.95]Throw my brain in a hurricane and the blind can have my eyes
[02:36.09]And the deaf can take both of my ears if they don't mind the size
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