You're a real mean mama but you got a lot of time for me 
And I know it ain't common to find your kinda love for free 
It's a drag and a sigh and that's not all 
I'm calling real long distance, it's a real long distance call
Telephone ringing mama please don't you leave it alone 
Don't leave no breaks in the line it's the only thing that's tied to home 
It's a drag and a sigh and that's not all 
It's this real long distance, it's a real long distance call
It's a drag and a sigh and that's not all 
Calling real long distance, it's a real long distance call
This is real long distance, it's a real long distance call
Calling real long distance, it's a real long distance call
Calling real long distance, it's a real long distance call
Woo!