[00:00.59]I woke up late today
[00:03.03]Actually I do that everyday
[00:06.34]Got no place to be seen
[00:07.90]I'm not part of a scene
[00:09.40]I'm a genius loser
[00:10.77]Keeping counsel with my own opinion
[00:12.52]President of the state that I'm in
[00:15.60]Should I just stay in bed?
[00:17.66]Should I live in my head?
[00:19.28]Oh God so many questions to ask
[00:23.47]
[00:31.73]Oh you could call me lazy
[00:33.85]I think of it as taking my time
[00:36.85]Cos I don't want to do what I don't want to do
[00:39.85]I'm the queen refusenik
[00:42.41]But oh my God
[00:43.66]If I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine
[00:47.35]But I'm a real late starter
[00:49.98]So I'm making up for lost time
[00:53.02]Oh my God if I was somebody
[00:55.33]You'd be kissing my arse right now
[00:57.64]But I'm so polite - I do it all of the time
[01:02.40]I missed my calling in life
[01:05.08]Oh well
[01:07.33]
[01:10.58]Day by day I wonder
[01:12.96]If I will be torn asunder
[01:15.26]By these things that I know
[01:17.15]That nobody else knows
[01:18.71]Or maybe it's the drinking
[01:21.08]I guess we should consult a Bible
[01:23.21]Everybody needs a sign or
[01:26.64]Bless the birds and the bees
[01:28.39]The flowers and trees
[01:31.05]And blessed be the slacker
[01:32.55]But oh my God
[01:33.55]If I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine
[01:36.36]But I'm a real late starter
[01:38.92]So I'm making up for lost time
[01:42.11]Oh my God if I was somebody
[01:44.42]You'd be kissing my arse right now
[01:46.80]But I'm so polite  I do it all of the time
[01:51.42]I missed my calling in life
[01:54.36]Oh well
[01:55.86]You must be having a laugh
[01:57.92]
[02:00.36]Oh God your having a laugh
[02:03.36]
[02:05.61]No point in worrying if my days a disaster
[02:09.47]
[02:11.03]Inside my little head I'm happy ever after
[02:14.09]
[02:14.97]Yes I am
[02:15.84]
[02:21.52]But oh my God
[02:22.34]If I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine
[02:24.66]
[02:25.22]But I'm a real late starter
[02:27.03]
[02:27.96]So I'm making up for lost time
[02:30.15]
[02:31.53]Oh my God if I was somebody
[02:33.41]You'd be kissing my arse right now
[02:35.10]
[02:35.72]But I'm so polite
[02:37.91]I missed my calling in life
[02:39.66]
[02:41.66]But oh my God
[02:42.41]If I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine
[02:46.15]But I'm a real late starter
[02:47.74]
[02:48.55]So I'm making up for lost time
[02:50.55]
[02:52.05]Oh my God if I was somebody
[02:54.24]You'd be kissing my arse right now
[02:56.49]But I'm so polite  I do it all of the time
[03:01.17]I missed my calling in life
[03:03.11]
[03:03.68]Ohh what am I like
[03:06.49]Yeah well
[03:09.55]Oh well