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Song 妈咪米催我揾男朋友啦！
Artist 彭靖文
Album 天黑请闭嘴

Lyrics

[00:00.000] 作词 : 彭靖文
[00:00.547] 作曲 : 彭靖文
[00:01.95] 喂妈咪。
[00:03.27] 我今晚唔返嚟食饭啦。
[00:07.05] ……冇拖拍吖……系加班吖……
[00:12.54]
[00:39.23] VERSE：
[00:39.23] “一个人 半夜三更外环路飞车”?
[00:39.23] （——《渣男》歌词）
[00:42.21] 搞笑啦 我都仲未挪到驾驶证
[00:45.31] 我话唔使学车啦反正男朋友肯定识
[00:48.34] 妈咪问我男朋友係边度距想识一识
[00:51.30] 歌系咁唱啫
[00:52.34] 我前任们都算好人好者
[00:54.44] 算我运气好野
[00:55.68] 暂未遇到渣男牵扯
[00:57.43] 我点嚟又点去 咪就几个异性friends
[01:00.23] 我霖嚟又霖去 唔通接受one night stand
[01:03.02] 可惜没达到成绩
[01:05.77] 莫审问恋爱哩件事
[01:08.74] 乖乖女从来顺利毕业
[01:11.69] 哩次点解释冇合格完成
[01:14.41] 身边一个二个朋友陆续抛出婚礼邀请
[01:20.56] 做他人伴娘做到发癫
[01:23.50] 轮到我时已经搵唔到人添
[01:26.54] HOOK：
[01:26.54] 妈咪米催我搵男朋友啦
[01:29.30] 其实一个细佬女未长牙
[01:32.45] 成日担心我无法出嫁
[01:35.39] 其实唔想我咁快就离家
[01:38.54] 妈咪米催我结婚生仔啦
[01:41.30] 其实我仲系你嘅BB仔吧
[01:44.44] 成日担忧我命水变卦
[01:47.44] 其实揽到实晒唔舍得把
[01:50.02] 我转手俾人家
[01:52.98]
[02:15.12] VERSE：
[02:15.12] 每日上落班两点一线
[02:17.38] 公司d男仔见嚟见去就几个熟口面
[02:20.31] 同事之间只有发生
[02:22.32] “她在睡觉快偷拍”
[02:23.56] 你话咁点会擦出更浪漫嘅火花
[02:26.80] 黐埋晒嘅点解都系烂桃花
[02:29.55] 冇眼睇 一睇上总惊系人渣
[02:32.55] 有型d又沟唔到
[02:34.01] 一唔系小gay佬
[02:35.45] 一唔系仔都长咁高
[02:37.06] 一唔系forget which one整大肚
[02:38.57] 身边d姑娘可以对住idol发姣
[02:41.41] 我连idol都冇一个只能自行发吽哣
[02:44.44] 一于咁 妈咪下次你再想
[02:46.79] 我就拎张彭于晏嘅相
[02:48.79] “我老公 彭家噶”
[02:50.36] 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[02:50.36] 总惊我
[02:50.86] 俾人吓 俾人呃
[02:53.11] 俾人踢 冇人锡
[02:56.40] 惊我饿亲 冇地方训
[02:59.60] 成日话我瘦成排骨
[03:01.25] 冇饭食咁
[03:02.34]
[03:05.42] HOOK：
[03:05.42] 妈咪米催我搵男朋友啦
[03:08.40] 其实一个细佬女未长牙
[03:11.51] 成日担心我无法出嫁
[03:14.45] 其实唔想我咁快就离家
[03:17.35] 妈咪米催我结婚生仔啦
[03:20.30] 其实我仲系你嘅BB仔吧
[03:23.44] 成日担忧我命水变卦
[03:26.45] 其实揽到实晒唔舍得把
[03:28.89] 我转手俾人家
[03:29.85]
[03:29.86] 可惜没达到成绩
[03:32.60] 莫审问恋爱哩件事
[03:35.54] 乖乖女永远顺利毕业
[03:38.60] 哩次点解释冇合格完成
[03:41.85] 妈咪你米催米催米催
[03:44.75] 你催我都实系无计
[03:47.80] 我又唔可能真系去企街
[03:50.65] 挂住个招牌 见人就嗌
[03:53.84] Dynamic lyric by kuan_

Pinyin

[00:00.000] zuò cí : péng jìng wén
[00:00.547] zuò qǔ : péng jìng wén
[00:01.95] wèi mā mī.
[00:03.27] wǒ jīn wǎn wú fǎn lí shí fàn la.
[00:07.05] mǎo tuō pāi yā xì jiā bān yā
[00:12.54]
[00:39.23] VERSE:
[00:39.23] " yí ge rén bàn yè sān gēng wài huán lù fēi chē"?
[00:39.23] zhā nán gē cí
[00:42.21] gǎo xiào la wǒ dōu zhòng wèi nuó dào jià shǐ zhèng
[00:45.31] wǒ huà wú shǐ xué chē la fǎn zhèng nán péng yǒu kěn dìng shí
[00:48.34] mā mī wèn wǒ nán péng yǒu xì biān dù jù xiǎng shí yī shí
[00:51.30] gē xì hán chàng zhě
[00:52.34] wǒ qián rèn men dōu suàn hǎo rén hǎo zhě
[00:54.44] suàn wǒ yùn qì hǎo yě
[00:55.68] zàn wèi yù dào zhā nán qiān chě
[00:57.43] wǒ diǎn lí yòu diǎn qù mī jiù jǐ gè yì xìng friends
[01:00.23] wǒ lín lí yòu lín qù wú tōng jiē shòu one night stand
[01:03.02] kě xī méi dá dào chéng jī
[01:05.77] mò shěn wèn liàn ài lī jiàn shì
[01:08.74] guāi guāi nǚ cóng lái shùn lì bì yè
[01:11.69] lī cì diǎn jiě shì mǎo hé gé wán chéng
[01:14.41] shēn biān yí gè èr gè péng yǒu lù xù pāo chū hūn lǐ yāo qǐng
[01:20.56] zuò tā rén bàn niáng zuò dào fā diān
[01:23.50] lún dào wǒ shí yǐ jīng wèn wú dào rén tiān
[01:26.54] HOOK:
[01:26.54] mā mī mǐ cuī wǒ wèn nán péng yǒu la
[01:29.30] qí shí yí gè xì lǎo nǚ wèi cháng yá
[01:32.45] chéng rì dān xīn wǒ wú fǎ chū jià
[01:35.39] qí shí wú xiǎng wǒ hán kuài jiù lí jiā
[01:38.54] mā mī mǐ cuī wǒ jié hūn shēng zǐ la
[01:41.30] qí shí wǒ zhòng xì nǐ kǎi BB zǐ ba
[01:44.44] chéng rì dān yōu wǒ mìng shuǐ biàn guà
[01:47.44] qí shí lǎn dào shí shài wú shè de bǎ
[01:50.02] wǒ zhuǎn shǒu bǐ rén jiā
[01:52.98]
[02:15.12] VERSE:
[02:15.12] měi rì shàng luò bān liǎng diǎn yī xiàn
[02:17.38] gōng sī d nán zǐ jiàn lí jiàn qù jiù jǐ gè shú kǒu miàn
[02:20.31] tóng shì zhī jiān zhǐ yǒu fā shēng
[02:22.32] " tā zài shuì jiào kuài tōu pāi"
[02:23.56] nǐ huà hán diǎn huì cā chū gèng làng màn kǎi huǒ huā
[02:26.80] chī mái shài kǎi diǎn jiě dōu xì làn táo huā
[02:29.55] mǎo yǎn dì yī dì shàng zǒng jīng xì rén zhā
[02:32.55] yǒu xíng d yòu gōu wú dào
[02:34.01] yī wú xì xiǎo gay lǎo
[02:35.45] yī wú xì zǐ dōu cháng hán gāo
[02:37.06] yī wú xì forget which one zhěng dà dù
[02:38.57] shēn biān d gū niáng kě yǐ duì zhù idol fā jiāo
[02:41.41] wǒ lián idol dōu mǎo yí gè zhǐ néng zì xíng fā hōng pǒu
[02:44.44] yī yú hán mā mī xià cì nǐ zài xiǎng
[02:46.79] wǒ jiù līn zhāng péng yú yàn kǎi xiāng
[02:48.79] " wǒ lǎo gōng péng jiā gá"
[02:50.36] hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā
[02:50.36] zǒng jīng wǒ
[02:50.86] bǐ rén xià bǐ rén è
[02:53.11] bǐ rén tī mǎo rén xī
[02:56.40] jīng wǒ è qīn mǎo dì fāng xùn
[02:59.60] chéng rì huà wǒ shòu chéng pái gǔ
[03:01.25] mǎo fàn shí hán
[03:02.34]
[03:05.42] HOOK:
[03:05.42] mā mī mǐ cuī wǒ wèn nán péng yǒu la
[03:08.40] qí shí yí gè xì lǎo nǚ wèi cháng yá
[03:11.51] chéng rì dān xīn wǒ wú fǎ chū jià
[03:14.45] qí shí wú xiǎng wǒ hán kuài jiù lí jiā
[03:17.35] mā mī mǐ cuī wǒ jié hūn shēng zǐ la
[03:20.30] qí shí wǒ zhòng xì nǐ kǎi BB zǐ ba
[03:23.44] chéng rì dān yōu wǒ mìng shuǐ biàn guà
[03:26.45] qí shí lǎn dào shí shài wú shè de bǎ
[03:28.89] wǒ zhuǎn shǒu bǐ rén jiā
[03:29.85]
[03:29.86] kě xī méi dá dào chéng jī
[03:32.60] mò shěn wèn liàn ài lī jiàn shì
[03:35.54] guāi guāi nǚ yǒng yuǎn shùn lì bì yè
[03:38.60] lī cì diǎn jiě shì mǎo hé gé wán chéng
[03:41.85] mā mī nǐ mǐ cuī mǐ cuī mǐ cuī
[03:44.75] nǐ cuī wǒ dōu shí xì wú jì
[03:47.80] wǒ yòu wú kě néng zhēn xì qù qǐ jiē
[03:50.65] guà zhù gè zhāo pái jiàn rén jiù ài
[03:53.84] Dynamic lyric by kuan_