[00:00.55]作曲：骆胤鸣
[00:01.79]作词：骆胤鸣/MC国敬
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[00:07.40]女：
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[00:11.62]由起身果刻开始你就无晒声气
[00:14.03]通宵捱眼瞓都系为咗陪你打机
[00:16.48]Level高过你怕你嬲又怕你妒忌
[00:19.03]点知你一句跟埋嚟
[00:20.32]男：
[00:20.62]喂我like咗呢个page
[00:21.70]女：
[00:21.95]面大面圆面皮厚系我系我系我
[00:23.86]男：
[00:24.16]嗌亲交你都话你无错无错无错
[00:26.25]女：
[00:26.51]我嬲你嬲我原谅你
[00:27.92]但你要凼返我
[00:28.89]男：
[00:29.14]估唔到你转身射个三分波
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[00:31.82]出个post讲吓有几坎坷
[00:34.34]畀个like你就当可怜我
[00:36.69]女：
[00:37.02]呢个post讲嘅你好清楚
[00:39.49]千个like暗示我先系错
[00:41.84]女：
[00:42.16]玩过火搞到我变癫婆
[00:44.43]男：
[00:44.70]想发火惊你去揾第二个
[00:46.96]女：
[00:47.23]讲太多你话我太啰嗦
[00:49.25]然后
[00:50.29]男：
[00:50.62]他嬲咗我
[00:51.83]女：
[00:52.16]激嬲我你有你道理
[00:56.11]至少我生气会带来生气
[01:01.14]十万个激嬲我你有你道理
[01:05.97]花少少心机捉少少心理
[01:10.42]总有理由嬲你
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[01:29.29]女：
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[01:35.02]激嬲我嘅理由你话超过十万个
[01:37.83]我睇过好多冇个系形容我
[01:40.31]男：
[01:40.63]咁我问你吖
[01:41.42]点解你分唔到右同左
[01:42.86]女：
[01:43.12]嘿
[01:43.26]男：
[01:43.60]然后他嬲咗我
[01:45.25]女：
[01:45.61]左右不分系天生唔属于我嘅错
[01:48.09]我同你阿妈跌落河你会救边个
[01:50.43]男：
[01:50.77]呢个世界上边会有咁多如果
[01:53.16]我咁样答他然后他嬲到癫左
[01:55.81]女：
[01:56.14]怎么猜我也猜不到
[01:58.64]你竟会花式**
[02:00.84]你留言你赞好我看得到看得到
[02:04.40]男：
[02:04.69]我看得到你笑得这么恐怖
[02:06.35]女：
[02:06.63]你mean到我处理不到
[02:08.74]我讨厌你的文法
[02:11.07]你留言你投稿
[02:12.75]我看得到你知不知道
[02:16.21]激嬲我你有你道理
[02:20.33]至少我生气会带来生气
[02:25.39]十万个激嬲我你有你道理
[02:30.35]花少少心机捉少少心理
[02:34.59]总有理由嬲你
[02:36.70]原谅我太过喜欢你
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[02:42.23]故意生你的气
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[02:46.73]原谅我太过喜欢你
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[02:52.73]故意地生你的气
[02:56.74]男：
[02:56.99]一齐踩单车你话觉得好浪漫
[02:59.54]我只系觉得好缓慢
[03:02.07]你话我啲模型只只都一样样
[03:04.63]你钟意啲韩星咪又系一模一样
[03:07.26]你唔舒服叫我帮你斟杯水
[03:09.76]斟咗杯暖水你话我笑你中女
[03:12.28]点解你只狗见到我会兴奋过火
[03:14.91]然后他嬲晒我地两个