Scientists

	You shoulda made me a drunkard
	Shoulda made me a liar
	Made me a preacher
	With a head full of fire
	You coulda made me a gambler
	Coulda made me a thief
	Made me a salesman
	Pockets full of receipts
	But I chose water over wine
	Jars of formaldehyde
	Think of all the things I missed
	Why'd you make me a scientist
	Is this the best you've got
	I'm not impressed
	Anything you can do
	I'll equate and project
	I chose water over wine
	Jars of formaldehyde
	Think of everything I missed
	Why'd you make me a scientist