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Song 推销神曲！洗过头健过身的人，听了都哭了....《办张卡吧！》
Artist 凯玟桑
Album 游泳健身了解一下？

Lyrics

[00:00.000] 作词 : 凯玟桑/沙雕网友们
[00:00.30] 【开场】
[00:00.88] 喂，sara
[00:02.86] 你在哪里啊？
[00:03.39] 电影马上就要开播了啊
[00:04.04] 我在门口，你人呢？
[00:05.59] 先生？
[00:06.15] 干什么？
[00:06.76] 游泳健身了解一下？
[00:07.50] 没空没空，要看电影啦
[00:08.64] 哦，先生，是这个样子的。
[00:09.80] 你是听不懂中文哦
[00:10.65] 【游泳健身了解一下】
[00:11.11] 先生你好（哦）
[00:11.64] 请你不要着急
[00:12.40] 不会耽误你太多的时间
[00:13.92] 就问几个问题
[00:14.68] 3分钟 就好
[00:16.01] 给你介绍介绍
[00:17.18] 不是找你麻烦
[00:18.24] 是真的为你好
[00:19.30] （那你赶紧说啊）
[00:19.99] 嗯
[00:20.62] 先生你的身高是？（一米八）
[00:21.63] 先生你的体重是？（一百八）
[00:22.39] 先生你期望的锻炼目标是？（让你赶快滚）
[00:23.98] 哦
[00:24.93] 以前办过卡么？ （没有）
[00:26.01] 先生你住附近么？（不是）
[00:27.02] 你平常有锻炼么？（NO）
[00:28.42] 原来如此 我明白了
[00:30.74] 你的情况 非常合适
[00:32.75] 器材齐全 私教专业
[00:34.90] 减肌增脂 适合你
[00:37.03] 现在刚好在特价
[00:39.27] 一年只要998
[00:41.48] 先生你考虑一下（考虑考虑 一下下）
[00:45.68] （滚）
[00:46.38] 【间奏】
[00:48.29] 阿斯
[00:48.89] 怎么会有这种人啊
[00:50.11] 真的是
[00:51.02] 弄得看个电影
[00:52.13] 一点都不开心
[00:53.85] 爆米花都没有买
[00:55.75] 看什么电影啊
[00:56.53] 今天
[00:58.96] 今天sara也没有来
[00:59.99] 啊
[01:00.94] 什么跟什么啊
[01:02.48] 哼
[01:03.21] 【美容美发】
[01:04.05] 欢迎光临
[01:04.89] 贵宾一位 里面请
[01:05.74] 美女剪头发？
[01:06.91] 还是做SPA？
[01:08.37] 68 88 888
[01:10.13] 你看那个价位适合你
[01:11.58] 现在办卡还送礼
[01:12.78] emmmmmm
[01:13.56] 只是想要洗个头
[01:14.79] 因为还要和朋友 看电影
[01:16.89] Oh 没有问题
[01:18.82] Tony 老师刚好
[01:19.91] 在这里瞪着你（嗯？）
[01:21.58] 原来如此 我明白了
[01:23.86] 你的情况 刚好符合
[01:25.97] 洗剪吹烫 接头染发
[01:28.18] 防脱护秃 适合您
[01:30.23] 现在刚好在特价
[01:32.59] 冲1000就送500
[01:34.69] 美女你考虑一下（办张卡你就办张卡 嘿）
[01:39.08] ------
[01:39.62] 【衔接】
[01:40.11] 哇，sara你去哪里了啊
[01:41.27] 不是说好要一起看电影的吗
[01:42.51] 我今天郁闷死了
[01:43.58] 遇到一个人一直给我推销
[01:45.19] 哈?
[01:45.93] 你也这样么？
[01:46.88] 你也？
[01:47.78] 我今天就去洗个头
[01:49.51] 然后就...就
[01:50.81] 不是吧
[01:51.53] 就办了一张卡
[01:52.80] 你也办了一张卡啊？
[01:54.06] 你也办了么？
[01:55.05] 洗澡卡...
[01:56.13] 洗头卡...
[01:58.29] 哎*2（echo）
[02:01.05] 好无奈啊（为什么要办卡）
[02:05.66] 浪费钱啊（这个月要吃泡面了）
[02:10.79] 好嫌弃啊（我怎么那么笨啊）
[02:14.52] ------
[02:14.52] 【推销员发疯】
[02:14.52] （狂笑）
[02:15.54] 原来如此 刚好符合
[02:17.96] 接头染发 防脱护秃
[02:20.13] 器材齐全 私教专业
[02:22.21] 马上办卡 适合您
[02:24.42] 只有今天在特价（办卡 办卡）
[02:26.87] 特别优惠送给你（办卡 办卡）
[02:28.75] 快点办卡行不行（办卡 办卡）
[02:32.89] [（办卡）
[02:33.42] 早上好中午好晚上好
[02:35.46] 先生您好美女好
[02:36.60] 办张卡可好？
[02:37.80] 一张只要998
[02:39.04] 就算要我喊你爸
[02:40.11] 一张叫爸
[02:40.99] 两张叫爸爸
[02:42.01] 办张卡 办张卡
[02:43.45] 反正不会 过期
[02:44.37] 办张卡 办张卡
[02:45.56] 帮我冲个 业绩
[02:46.68] 办张卡 办张卡
[02:47.78] 不用很多 money
[02:48.74] 办张卡 办张卡
[02:49.95] 就当是我 求你----------(口水)
[02:54.96] 先生，办张卡吧！
[02:57.04] 滚x3

Pinyin

[00:00.000] zuò cí : kǎi wén sāng shā diāo wǎng yǒu men
[00:00.30] kāi chǎng
[00:00.88] wèi, sara
[00:02.86] nǐ zài nǎ lǐ a?
[00:03.39] diàn yǐng mǎ shàng jiù yào kāi bō le a
[00:04.04] wǒ zài mén kǒu, nǐ rén ne?
[00:05.59] xiān shēng?
[00:06.15] gàn shén me?
[00:06.76] yóu yǒng jiàn shēn liǎo jiě yī xià?
[00:07.50] méi kòng méi kòng, yào kàn diàn yǐng la
[00:08.64] ó, xiān shēng, shì zhè gè yàng zi de.
[00:09.80] nǐ shì tīng bù dǒng zhōng wén ó
[00:10.65] yóu yǒng jiàn shēn liǎo jiě yī xià
[00:11.11] xiān shēng nǐ hǎo ó
[00:11.64] qǐng nǐ bú yào zháo jí
[00:12.40] bú huì dān wù nǐ tài duō de shí jiān
[00:13.92] jiù wèn jǐ gè wèn tí
[00:14.68] 3 fēn zhōng jiù hǎo
[00:16.01] gěi nǐ jiè shào jiè shào
[00:17.18] bú shì zhǎo nǐ má fán
[00:18.24] shì zhēn de wèi nǐ hǎo
[00:19.30] nà nǐ gǎn jǐn shuō a
[00:19.99]
[00:20.62] xiān shēng nǐ de shēn gāo shì? yī mǐ bā
[00:21.63] xiān shēng nǐ de tǐ zhòng shì? yī bǎi bā
[00:22.39] xiān shēng nǐ qī wàng de duàn liàn mù biāo shì? ràng nǐ gǎn kuài gǔn
[00:23.98] ó
[00:24.93] yǐ qián bàn guò kǎ me? méi yǒu
[00:26.01] xiān shēng nǐ zhù fù jìn me? bú shì
[00:27.02] nǐ píng cháng yǒu duàn liàn me? NO
[00:28.42] yuán lái rú cǐ wǒ míng bái le
[00:30.74] nǐ de qíng kuàng fēi cháng hé shì
[00:32.75] qì cái qí quán sī jiào zhuān yè
[00:34.90] jiǎn jī zēng zhī shì hé nǐ
[00:37.03] xiàn zài gāng hǎo zài tè jià
[00:39.27] yī nián zhǐ yào 998
[00:41.48] xiān shēng nǐ kǎo lǜ yī xià kǎo lǜ kǎo lǜ yī xià xià
[00:45.68] gǔn
[00:46.38] jiàn zòu
[00:48.29] ā sī
[00:48.89] zěn me huì yǒu zhè zhǒng rén a
[00:50.11] zhēn de shì
[00:51.02] nòng dé kàn gè diàn yǐng
[00:52.13] yì diǎn dōu bù kāi xīn
[00:53.85] bào mǐ huā dū méi yǒu mǎi
[00:55.75] kàn shén me diàn yǐng a
[00:56.53] jīn tiān
[00:58.96] jīn tiān sara yě méi yǒu lái
[00:59.99] a
[01:00.94] shén me gēn shén me a
[01:02.48] hēng
[01:03.21] měi róng měi fà
[01:04.05] huān yíng guāng lín
[01:04.89] guì bīn yī wèi lǐ miàn qǐng
[01:05.74] měi nǚ jiǎn tóu fa?
[01:06.91] hái shì zuò SPA?
[01:08.37] 68 88 888
[01:10.13] nǐ kàn nà gè jià wèi shì hé nǐ
[01:11.58] xiàn zài bàn kǎ hái sòng lǐ
[01:12.78] emmmmmm
[01:13.56] zhǐ shì xiǎng yào xǐ gè tóu
[01:14.79] yīn wèi hái yào hé péng yǒu kàn diàn yǐng
[01:16.89] Oh méi yǒu wèn tí
[01:18.82] Tony lǎo shī gāng hǎo
[01:19.91] zài zhè lǐ dèng zhe nǐ ?
[01:21.58] yuán lái rú cǐ wǒ míng bái le
[01:23.86] nǐ de qíng kuàng gāng hǎo fú hé
[01:25.97] xǐ jiǎn chuī tàng jiē tóu rǎn fà
[01:28.18] fáng tuō hù tū shì hé nín
[01:30.23] xiàn zài gāng hǎo zài tè jià
[01:32.59] chōng 1000 jiù sòng 500
[01:34.69] měi nǚ nǐ kǎo lǜ yī xià bàn zhāng kǎ nǐ jiù bàn zhāng kǎ hēi
[01:39.08]
[01:39.62] xián jiē
[01:40.11] wa, sara nǐ qù nǎ lǐ le a
[01:41.27] bú shì shuō hǎo yào yì qǐ kàn diàn yǐng de ma
[01:42.51] wǒ jīn tiān yù mèn sǐ le
[01:43.58] yù dào yí ge rén yī zhí gěi wǒ tuī xiāo
[01:45.19] hā?
[01:45.93] nǐ yě zhè yàng me?
[01:46.88] nǐ yě?
[01:47.78] wǒ jīn tiān jiù qù xǐ gè tóu
[01:49.51] rán hòu jiù... jiù
[01:50.81] bú shì ba
[01:51.53] jiù bàn le yī zhāng kǎ
[01:52.80] nǐ yě bàn le yī zhāng kǎ a?
[01:54.06] nǐ yě bàn le me?
[01:55.05] xǐ zǎo kǎ...
[01:56.13] xǐ tóu kǎ...
[01:58.29] āi 2 echo
[02:01.05] hǎo wú nài a wèi shí me yào bàn kǎ
[02:05.66] làng fèi qián a zhè gè yuè yào chī pāo miàn le
[02:10.79] hǎo xián qì a wǒ zěn me nà me bèn a
[02:14.52]
[02:14.52] tuī xiāo yuán fā fēng
[02:14.52] kuáng xiào
[02:15.54] yuán lái rú cǐ gāng hǎo fú hé
[02:17.96] jiē tóu rǎn fà fáng tuō hù tū
[02:20.13] qì cái qí quán sī jiào zhuān yè
[02:22.21] mǎ shàng bàn kǎ shì hé nín
[02:24.42] zhǐ yǒu jīn tiān zài tè jià bàn kǎ bàn kǎ
[02:26.87] tè bié yōu huì sòng gěi nǐ bàn kǎ bàn kǎ
[02:28.75] kuài diǎn bàn kǎ xíng bù xíng bàn kǎ bàn kǎ
[02:32.89] bàn kǎ
[02:33.42] zǎo shàng hǎo zhōng wǔ hǎo wǎn shàng hǎo
[02:35.46] xiān shēng nín hǎo měi nǚ hǎo
[02:36.60] bàn zhāng kǎ kě hǎo?
[02:37.80] yī zhāng zhǐ yào 998
[02:39.04] jiù suàn yào wǒ hǎn nǐ bà
[02:40.11] yī zhāng jiào bà
[02:40.99] liǎng zhāng jiào bà bà
[02:42.01] bàn zhāng kǎ bàn zhāng kǎ
[02:43.45] fǎn zhèng bú huì guò qī
[02:44.37] bàn zhāng kǎ bàn zhāng kǎ
[02:45.56] bāng wǒ chōng gè yè jī
[02:46.68] bàn zhāng kǎ bàn zhāng kǎ
[02:47.78] bù yòng hěn duō money
[02:48.74] bàn zhāng kǎ bàn zhāng kǎ
[02:49.95] jiù dàng shì wǒ qiú nǐ kǒu shuǐ
[02:54.96] xiān shēng, bàn zhāng kǎ ba!
[02:57.04] gǔn x3