My Autobiography

	作词 : Ian
	I know you and I'll agree
	What this world needs is a lot more me
	Well, I have got the remedy
	Gonna write my autobiography
	I've led a fascinating life
	Had a husband and a wife
	But you will truly be amazed
	At just how humble I have stayed
	Enough about me, let's talk about you
	What do you think of me
	You must feel such gratitude
	That you will get to read
	My autobiography
	My life doesn't have a very good plot
	Guess I'll have to lie a lot
	Should be easy to make things up
	There's no one left to call my bluff
	A lot of my old friends have passed on
	The rest did drugs and their memory's gone
	So I'll write my own history
	In my autobiography
	I'll say I slept with a Kennedy
	Don't remember which one
	They all looked the same to me
	Or they did when we got done
	Maybe they'll film it for TV
	I wonder who they'll cast as me
	Should be somebody I look like
	Sigourney Weaver'd be all right
	Gonna be hard to deal with fame
	Once the whole world knows my name
	But I'll stay humble and grateful to
	All the little people like you
	A thousand pages more of me
	And all I've said and done
	It will be my legacy
	And that's just volume one
	Of my autobiography

	zuò cí : Ian
	I know you and I' ll agree
	What this world needs is a lot more me
	Well, I have got the remedy
	Gonna write my autobiography
	I' ve led a fascinating life
	Had a husband and a wife
	But you will truly be amazed
	At just how humble I have stayed
	Enough about me, let' s talk about you
	What do you think of me
	You must feel such gratitude
	That you will get to read
	My autobiography
	My life doesn' t have a very good plot
	Guess I' ll have to lie a lot
	Should be easy to make things up
	There' s no one left to call my bluff
	A lot of my old friends have passed on
	The rest did drugs and their memory' s gone
	So I' ll write my own history
	In my autobiography
	I' ll say I slept with a Kennedy
	Don' t remember which one
	They all looked the same to me
	Or they did when we got done
	Maybe they' ll film it for TV
	I wonder who they' ll cast as me
	Should be somebody I look like
	Sigourney Weaver' d be all right
	Gonna be hard to deal with fame
	Once the whole world knows my name
	But I' ll stay humble and grateful to
	All the little people like you
	A thousand pages more of me
	And all I' ve said and done
	It will be my legacy
	And that' s just volume one
	Of my autobiography