Office tu cao ge

Song Office吐槽歌
Artist Mc老猫
Album 老板来了

Lyrics

[00:00.00] Office吐槽歌 (《老板来了》网络剧片尾曲) - 李凯年/老猫
[00:01.57] (《老板来了》网络剧片尾曲)
[00:03.50] 词：马智勇
[00:04.23] 曲：老猫
[00:05.06]
[00:07.57] Yo come on
[00:08.76] La la la la la la
[00:16.97] La la la la la la
[00:24.81]
[00:27.70] 朝九打卡你别迟到
[00:31.18]
[00:31.71] 管你地铁还是坐公交
[00:35.87] 不然工资扣到你心跳
[00:40.02] 加班费你别想要 别闹 别闹
[00:43.62]
[00:44.17] 晚五下班还走不了
[00:48.36] 工作没完不能打包
[00:52.58] 猪肉涨价比人肉高
[00:56.24]
[00:56.76] 房租水电交完只能啃面包
[01:00.92] 北漂上漂广深漂
[01:04.89] 我漂漂漂漂漂 一路漂
[01:09.23] 蓝领白领小金领
[01:13.47] 天灵灵地灵灵 到底灵不灵 灵不灵
[01:21.98] No zuo no die why you try
[01:25.97] No try no high give me five
[01:30.14] Office 吐糟 我不吐不快
[01:34.30] 如果你懂 我们一起唱个痛快
[01:38.44] No zuo no die why you try
[01:42.67] No try no high give me five
[01:46.83] Office 吐糟 我不吐不快
[01:50.94] 如果你懂 我们一起唱个痛快
[01:54.57] Rap：
[01:54.96] 我说你们是不是开玩笑
[01:57.21] 谁说老板不人道
[01:59.38] 我也是白手起家很辛苦
[02:01.42] 假装风光人前卖笑
[02:03.50] 悲伤流泪谁知道 亚历山大无依靠
[02:07.67] 头发总是大把地掉
[02:09.86] 没人给我打保票
[02:12.00] 我要给你们发工资
[02:13.95] 可你们工作还干不好
[02:16.03] 哪天不开心你们走掉
[02:18.14] 留下烂摊子我疯掉
[02:20.19] 四海之内没朋友 别把我这当学校
[02:24.36] 多烦恼 多烦恼 老板的苦谁知道
[02:28.62] La la la la la la
[02:36.32]
[02:36.87] La la la la la la
[02:46.73]
[02:47.53] 对待客户习惯微笑
[02:50.91]
[02:51.48] 创意口才一个不能少
[02:55.15]
[02:55.66] 老板还嫌你没大脑
[02:59.31]
[02:59.87] 当着大家一顿哦乱咆哮
[03:03.55]
[03:04.08] 其实我想给你千刀
[03:07.71]
[03:08.25] 给你下药不给解药
[03:11.81]
[03:12.41] 老板比上帝还重要
[03:15.96]
[03:16.58] 老板祝你下辈子 做人妖
[03:20.75] 北漂上漂广深漂
[03:24.79] 我漂漂漂漂 一路漂
[03:29.13] 蓝领白领小金领
[03:32.78]
[03:33.30] 天灵灵地灵灵到底灵不灵
[03:36.94]
[03:37.56] 灵不灵
[03:39.88] Office 吐槽
[03:41.83] No zuo no die why you try
[03:45.29]
[03:45.81] No try no high give me five
[03:49.39]
[03:49.93] Office 吐糟 我不吐不快
[03:54.14] 如果你懂 我们一起唱个痛快
[03:58.33] No zuo no die why you try
[04:02.49] No try no high give me five
[04:06.60] Office 吐糟 我不吐不快
[04:10.78] 如果你懂 我们一起唱个痛快

Pinyin

[00:00.00] Office tǔ cáo gē lǎo bǎn lái le wǎng luò jù piàn wěi qū lǐ kǎi nián lǎo māo
[00:01.57] lǎo bǎn lái le wǎng luò jù piàn wěi qū
[00:03.50] cí: mǎ zhì yǒng
[00:04.23] qū: lǎo māo
[00:05.06]
[00:07.57] Yo come on
[00:08.76] La la la la la la
[00:16.97] La la la la la la
[00:24.81]
[00:27.70] cháo jiǔ dǎ kǎ nǐ bié chí dào
[00:31.18]
[00:31.71] guǎn nǐ dì tiě hái shì zuò gōng jiāo
[00:35.87] bù rán gōng zī kòu dào nǐ xīn tiào
[00:40.02] jiā bān fèi nǐ bié xiǎng yào bié nào bié nào
[00:43.62]
[00:44.17] wǎn wǔ xià bān hái zǒu bù liǎo
[00:48.36] gōng zuò méi wán bù néng dǎ bāo
[00:52.58] zhū ròu zhǎng jià bǐ rén ròu gāo
[00:56.24]
[00:56.76] fáng zū shuǐ diàn jiāo wán zhǐ néng kěn miàn bāo
[01:00.92] běi piāo shàng piào guǎng shēn piào
[01:04.89] wǒ piāo piāo piāo piāo piào yí lù piào
[01:09.23] lán lǐng bái lǐng xiǎo jīn lǐng
[01:13.47] tiān líng líng dì líng líng dào dǐ líng bù líng líng bù líng
[01:21.98] No zuo no die why you try
[01:25.97] No try no high give me five
[01:30.14] Office tǔ zāo wǒ bù tǔ bù kuài
[01:34.30] rú guǒ nǐ dǒng wǒ men yì qǐ chàng gè tòng kuài
[01:38.44] No zuo no die why you try
[01:42.67] No try no high give me five
[01:46.83] Office tǔ zāo wǒ bù tǔ bù kuài
[01:50.94] rú guǒ nǐ dǒng wǒ men yì qǐ chàng gè tòng kuài
[01:54.57] Rap:
[01:54.96] wǒ shuō nǐ men shì bú shì kāi wán xiào
[01:57.21] shuí shuō lǎo bǎn bù rén dào
[01:59.38] wǒ yě shì bái shǒu qǐ jiā hěn xīn kǔ
[02:01.42] jiǎ zhuāng fēng guāng rén qián mài xiào
[02:03.50] bēi shāng liú lèi shéi zhī dào yà lì shān dà wú yī kào
[02:07.67] tóu fà zǒng shì dà bǎ dì diào
[02:09.86] méi rén gěi wǒ dǎ bǎo piào
[02:12.00] wǒ yào gěi nǐ men fā gōng zī
[02:13.95] kě nǐ men gōng zuò hái gàn bù hǎo
[02:16.03] nǎ tiān bù kāi xīn nǐ men zǒu diào
[02:18.14] liú xià làn tān zi wǒ fēng diào
[02:20.19] sì hǎi zhī nèi méi péng yǒu bié bǎ wǒ zhè dāng xué xiào
[02:24.36] duō fán nǎo duō fán nǎo lǎo bǎn de kǔ shéi zhī dào
[02:28.62] La la la la la la
[02:36.32]
[02:36.87] La la la la la la
[02:46.73]
[02:47.53] duì dài kè hù xí guàn wēi xiào
[02:50.91]
[02:51.48] chuàng yì kǒu cái yí gè bù néng shǎo
[02:55.15]
[02:55.66] lǎo bǎn hái xián nǐ méi dà nǎo
[02:59.31]
[02:59.87] dāng zhe dà jiā yī dùn ó luàn páo xiào
[03:03.55]
[03:04.08] qí shí wǒ xiǎng gěi nǐ qiān dāo
[03:07.71]
[03:08.25] gěi nǐ xià yào bù gěi jiě yào
[03:11.81]
[03:12.41] lǎo bǎn bǐ shàng dì hái zhòng yào
[03:15.96]
[03:16.58] lǎo bǎn zhù nǐ xià bèi zi zuò rén yāo
[03:20.75] běi piāo shàng piào guǎng shēn piào
[03:24.79] wǒ piāo piāo piāo piāo yí lù piào
[03:29.13] lán lǐng bái lǐng xiǎo jīn lǐng
[03:32.78]
[03:33.30] tiān líng líng dì líng líng dào dǐ líng bù líng
[03:36.94]
[03:37.56] líng bù líng
[03:39.88] Office tǔ cáo
[03:41.83] No zuo no die why you try
[03:45.29]
[03:45.81] No try no high give me five
[03:49.39]
[03:49.93] Office tǔ zāo wǒ bù tǔ bù kuài
[03:54.14] rú guǒ nǐ dǒng wǒ men yì qǐ chàng gè tòng kuài
[03:58.33] No zuo no die why you try
[04:02.49] No try no high give me five
[04:06.60] Office tǔ zāo wǒ bù tǔ bù kuài
[04:10.78] rú guǒ nǐ dǒng wǒ men yì qǐ chàng gè tòng kuài