liang tiao si she

Song 两条死蛇
Artist Stuckkk
Artist JL-佳乐
Album 一个风和日丽的下午

Lyrics

[00:00.000] 作词 : Stuckkk/KIa carens
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 无
[00:02.952] 纯freestyle，加了点东西
[00:04.202] JL-佳乐
[00:04.699] 啊嘛
[00:06.203] 太疯了今天是
[00:07.699] 永康的兄弟们听好
[00:09.953] 你也认得 我也是来自临沧
[00:12.699] 来自临沧 来自临沧永康
[00:15.449] 我们那个地方的代号叫做0883
[00:18.204] 所以说 现在东西根本不会很皮
[00:20.700] 你也认得 我呢兄弟叫做李怡
[00:22.954] 我们两个从小玩到大
[00:25.700] 我们两个也是从小 长到大 哎
[00:28.450] 所以说 根本不想跟你啰嗦
[00:30.955] 今天晚上我们去 光辉岁月唱歌
[00:33.701] 唱歌 我们肯定要干酒醉
[00:35.955] 干酒醉 我今晚心也是有点碎 哦
[00:38.701] 说到有点碎 我啊说到我呢初中 初中
[00:41.955] 我是毕业永康二康完小
[00:44.205] 完小 它也不会对你叫嚣 叫嚣
[00:46.955] 所以说 根本不会很脏
[00:48.956] 我初中班主任名字叫田仁昌 啊
[00:51.451] 田仁昌 我呢家乡我真呢很爱它 爱它
[00:54.956] 我们那里有一个大河边 大河边
[00:57.956] 我也爱说它呢
[00:59.452] 所以说 这种东西不要跟我啰嗦呢
[01:02.452] 你也认得 大河边 你也认得
[01:04.957] 我洗澡我要成仙
[01:06.957] 洗澡这种东西真的有点舒服呢
[01:09.708] 我洗澡我爱用点沐浴露呢
[01:12.453] 所以说我们家乡的风俗 所以说今晚上我要杀一头猪
[01:17.707] 杀过来吃吃
[01:20.204] Stuckkk卡卡
[01:22.708] 所以说么我还是来自云南临沧
[01:25.454] 边境呢佤乡 美丽的地方
[01:27.958] 来找我 我可以带你克吃鸡肉烂饭
[01:30.454] 还有去小河边 搞小点浪漫
[01:32.958] 欸 我们去吃米粉
[01:34.959] 然后那些傣族老妈妈会问你
[01:37.959] 你要酸醋 还是要甜醋
[01:40.205] 但是我什么都不要我就要酸甜醋
[01:42.959] 因为这种整才会更好吃
[01:45.710] 再来两瓶大理V8么给你搞吃
[01:48.455] 所以说我现在来到这跌
[01:51.206] 他们说么我长得有点黑
[01:53.456] 但是我不种觉得
[01:54.960] 我就是不觉得
[01:55.960] 我就是觉得我超帅 所以说超坏
[01:58.960] 那些小姑娘么 她们才爱嘛 你说给是？
[02:02.456] 所以说这个道理 你也明白
[02:03.960] 男人不坏么女人不爱
[02:06.456] 我约你干酒呢时候你都不在
[02:08.961] 所以说你还想怎么绕妹
[02:11.711] 想绕妹之前么先学会酒醉
[02:14.457] 来我来教你玩七飘飘
[02:16.962] 就是兄台敬酒七飘飘七飘飘
[02:19.458] 飘不赢么 就玩十五二十
[02:21.962] 我教你他喊五的时候 你就喊二十（这里真呢给我直接笑踏掉）
[02:24.962] 还有么吹牛的时候不要憨
[02:27.458] 看看瞧他给会对你动骰
[02:30.208] 动骰就直接约她吹瓶
[02:32.459] 吹瓶的技术我也不信你吹不赢 嘛
[02:35.208] 真呢是
[02:36.713] 走干酒了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

Pinyin

[00:00.000] zuò cí : Stuckkk KIa carens
[00:01.000] zuò qǔ : wú
[00:02.952] chún freestyle, jiā le diǎn dōng xī
[00:04.202] JL jiā lè
[00:04.699] a ma
[00:06.203] tài fēng le jīn tiān shì
[00:07.699] yǒng kāng de xiōng dì men tīng hǎo
[00:09.953] nǐ yě rèn de wǒ yě shì lái zì lín cāng
[00:12.699] lái zì lín cāng lái zì lín cāng yǒng kāng
[00:15.449] wǒ men nà gè dì fāng de dài háo jiào zuò 0883
[00:18.204] suǒ yǐ shuō xiàn zài dōng xī gēn běn bú huì hěn pí
[00:20.700] nǐ yě rèn de wǒ ne xiōng dì jiào zuò lǐ yí
[00:22.954] wǒ men liǎng gè cóng xiǎo wán dào dà
[00:25.700] wǒ men liǎng gè yě shì cóng xiǎo zhǎng dào dà āi
[00:28.450] suǒ yǐ shuō gēn běn bù xiǎng gēn nǐ luō suo
[00:30.955] jīn tiān wǎn shàng wǒ men qù guāng huī suì yuè chàng gē
[00:33.701] chàng gē wǒ men kěn dìng yào gàn jiǔ zuì
[00:35.955] gàn jiǔ zuì wǒ jīn wǎn xīn yě shì yǒu diǎn suì ó
[00:38.701] shuō dào yǒu diǎn suì wǒ a shuō dào wǒ ne chū zhōng chū zhōng
[00:41.955] wǒ shì bì yè yǒng kāng èr kāng wán xiǎo
[00:44.205] wán xiǎo tā yě bú huì duì nǐ jiào xiāo jiào xiāo
[00:46.955] suǒ yǐ shuō gēn běn bú huì hěn zàng
[00:48.956] wǒ chū zhōng bān zhǔ rèn míng zì jiào tián rén chāng a
[00:51.451] tián rén chāng wǒ ne jiā xiāng wǒ zhēn ne hěn ài tā ài tā
[00:54.956] wǒ men nà lǐ yǒu yí gè dà hé biān dà hé biān
[00:57.956] wǒ yě ài shuō tā ne
[00:59.452] suǒ yǐ shuō zhè zhǒng dōng xī bú yào gēn wǒ luō suo ne
[01:02.452] nǐ yě rèn de dà hé biān nǐ yě rèn de
[01:04.957] wǒ xǐ zǎo wǒ yào chéng xiān
[01:06.957] xǐ zǎo zhè zhǒng dōng xī zhēn de yǒu diǎn shū fú ne
[01:09.708] wǒ xǐ zǎo wǒ ài yòng diǎn mù yù lù ne
[01:12.453] suǒ yǐ shuō wǒ men jiā xiāng de fēng sú suǒ yǐ shuō jīn wǎn shàng wǒ yào shā yī tóu zhū
[01:17.707] shā guò lái chī chī
[01:20.204] Stuckkk kǎ kǎ
[01:22.708] suǒ yǐ shuō me wǒ hái shì lái zì yún nán lín cāng
[01:25.454] biān jìng ne wǎ xiāng měi lì de dì fāng
[01:27.958] lái zhǎo wǒ wǒ kě yǐ dài nǐ kè chī jī ròu làn fàn
[01:30.454] hái yǒu qù xiǎo hé biān gǎo xiǎo diǎn làng màn
[01:32.958] āi wǒ men qù chī mǐ fěn
[01:34.959] rán hòu nèi xiē dǎi zú lǎo mā mā huì wèn nǐ
[01:37.959] nǐ yào suān cù hái shì yào tián cù
[01:40.205] dàn shì wǒ shén me dōu bú yào wǒ jiù yào suān tián cù
[01:42.959] yīn wèi zhè zhǒng zhěng cái huì gèng hǎo chī
[01:45.710] zài lái liǎng píng dà lǐ V8 me gěi nǐ gǎo chī
[01:48.455] suǒ yǐ shuō wǒ xiàn zài lái dào zhè diē
[01:51.206] tā men shuō me wǒ zhǎng de yǒu diǎn hēi
[01:53.456] dàn shì wǒ bù zhǒng jué de
[01:54.960] wǒ jiù shì bù jué de
[01:55.960] wǒ jiù shì jué de wǒ chāo shuài suǒ yǐ shuō chāo huài
[01:58.960] nèi xiē xiǎo gū niáng me tā men cái ài ma nǐ shuō gěi shì?
[02:02.456] suǒ yǐ shuō zhè gè dào lǐ nǐ yě míng bái
[02:03.960] nán rén bù huài me nǚ rén bù ài
[02:06.456] wǒ yuē nǐ gàn jiǔ ne shí hòu nǐ dōu bù zài
[02:08.961] suǒ yǐ shuō nǐ hái xiǎng zěn me rào mèi
[02:11.711] xiǎng rào mèi zhī qián me xiān xué huì jiǔ zuì
[02:14.457] lái wǒ lái jiào nǐ wán qī piāo piāo
[02:16.962] jiù shì xiōng tái jìng jiǔ qī piāo piāo qī piāo piāo
[02:19.458] piāo bù yíng me jiù wán shí wǔ èr shí
[02:21.962] wǒ jiào nǐ tā hǎn wǔ de shí hòu nǐ jiù hǎn èr shí zhè lǐ zhēn ne gěi wǒ zhí jiē xiào tà diào
[02:24.962] hái yǒu me chuī niú de shí hòu bú yào hān
[02:27.458] kàn kàn qiáo tā gěi huì duì nǐ dòng tóu
[02:30.208] dòng tóu jiù zhí jiē yuē tā chuī píng
[02:32.459] chuī píng de jì shù wǒ yě bù xìn nǐ chuī bù yíng ma
[02:35.208] zhēn ne shì
[02:36.713] zǒu gàn jiǔ le hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā