[00:00.80]Alota:
[00:01.17]This is G.P.N the Ghetto Pyshic Network, I'm your host alota Vagina
[00:06.56]Lady:
[00:07.49]Who?
[00:08.18]Alota:
[00:08.74]Alota Vagina, Ho!
[00:10.24]Now our Pyshic's have traveled tha world demonstrating there amazing pyshic powers.
[00:13.75]Tonight were in tha world famous Brick City,
[00:16.67]knocking on mother****ing doors showing what our experts have done for niggas lives.
[00:22.30]Aight ya'll right now were in ?Brandon Court?
[00:25.67]and ummm were creeping up on one of our satisfied viewers,
[00:29.12]lets see what she's got to say
[00:31.99]（knocks on door）
[00:32.62]（door squeaks open）
[00:33.37]Alota:Girl it's the Ghetto Pyshic Network!
[00:35.18]Girl:（Screams）Alota Vagina!
[00:36.06]Alota:Hey girl, tell us what your personal pyshic has revealed to ya!
[00:41.24]Girl:Well girl let me tell you what my G.P.N pyshic had done
[00:45.56]for me he told me that I was gon' be trippin on TWO niggas
[00:49.06]and suckin TWO dicks at the same time and here they are Pop
[00:52.62]and Trev say hi muther****ers.
[00:54.33]Pop and Trev:
[00:55.08]Oh shit what up
[00:56.26]Yeah what up
[00:57.27]（laughs）
[00:57.58]Alota: See, whew, look what the Pyshic Network has done for this bitch live.
[01:01.21]Now lets go knock on the door of our next satisfied customer.
[01:04.71]（Knocks on door）
[01:05.83]Alota Vagina from the Ghetto Pyshic Network, open tha door.
[01:09.14]Man:
[01:09.52]Alota Vagina that bitch from....
[01:11.20]Alota:
[01:11.39]That's right it's me now open tha door were here to get your testimonial.
[01:14.33]（Door opens）
[01:14.82]Man:
[01:15.14]Hey is this shit on Tv?
[01:16.57]Alota:
[01:16.77]Tell us how the Ghetto Pyshic Network has worked for you?
[01:19.01]Man:
[01:19.26]Well my Pysic Network told me I was going to
[01:21.58]have some time off from my job （croud: oohhhh）
[01:23.89]but then I seen my girlfriend in McDonald's with this other muther****er
[01:27.14]so I had to smoke both of they asses,
[01:29.58]so you see I am going to have time off,
[01:32.45]
[01:33.06]Alota:
[01:37.81]Now need I say more, our Ghetto hotline is open for all calls,
[01:43.18]call 1-800-haul ass I said 1-800-haul ass,
[01:48.74]call now and get the first 15 minutes for free muther****ers!
[01:51.68]Redman:
[01:52.00]This message was sponsered and brought to you by muther****ers
[01:54.37]who smoke a lot of weed and will smack the shit out of you incorporated.
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