Pain In Da Ass Stewardess

Song Pain In Da Ass Stewardess
Artist Redman
Artist Drama Squad
Album Doc's Da Name 2000

Lyrics

[00:03.75] Ladies and Gentleman we'll be landing in about 20 minutes,
[00:06.63] ascending into Kennedy Airport.
[00:07.75] The time is 5:20 am and were a little bit early this evening.
[00:11.31] The weather in New York is 55 degrees and there is a light rain falling.
[00:14.75] Thank you so much for flying with us, I hope you has a pleasent flight.
[00:18.06] We'll be coming around and collecting your blankets and headphones.
[00:20.19] So please fasten your seatbelts and store your carry on luggage in the seat beneath your...ass （laughs）.
[00:25.50] Stewardess:
[00:26.19] Sir can you please fasten your seatbelt were preparing for landing.
[00:29.06] Redman:
[00:29.37] Aight, Imma do it right now I get just something gotta out of this bag.
[00:31.86] Stewardess:
[00:33.23] Sir can you please put your seat in the upright position and store your tray table away.
[00:36.73] Redman:
[00:37.11] Alright hold on I told you imma do it right in one minute I just got to get something out of this bag.
[00:42.23] Stewardess:
[00:42.48] Sir can you please turn off that walkmen I've been telling you this intire flight it's against federal regulations to use a walk
[00:48.05] Redman:
[00:48.30] Hold on, hold on, hold on, I ain't trying to hear that, listen I told you i was going to do it in one minute, your starting to get on my ****ing nerves, get the **** outta here aight.
[00:56.54] Stewardess:
[00:56.73] Sir is there a problem?
[00:57.98] Redman:
[00:58.30] *sighs* Yeah there's a problem.
[00:59.92] Stewardess:
[01:00.10] Do I have to alert the captain?
[01:01.73] Redman:
[01:01.98] Yeah...alert your Captain this （gun cocks）Get the **** over here!
[01:04.73] （stewardess screams） come here （stewardess still screaming）Take me to the ****ing captain!
[01:09.48] （door opens, stewardess still screaming）
[01:10.55] Who's in charge here?
[01:11.98] Captain:
[01:12.23] I am
[01:13.05] （Gun Fires）
[01:13.54] Redman:
[01:13.98] I said who's in charge here?
[01:15.67] Co-Pilot:
[01:15.92] Uh, you are.
[01:16.79] Redman:
[01:17.11] Alright then, now turn this muther****er around!
[01:18.79] Redman talking on intercom:
[01:20.11] Is this shit on?...Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking.
[01:23.55] This is a muther-****ing stickup. We'll be cruzing at an altitude of 30,000 feet.
[01:30.30] I want your wallet, your cash, your jewels, your rings, baby rings, muther****ing shoes, sneakers, socks,
[01:37.55] I want the credit cards the welfare cards I even want your ****ing frequent flyer miles.
[01:42.86] I'm telling you the first muther****er to move is gonna catch this muther****er.
[01:48.60] Now send the bag around....Thank you.
[01:52.35] （people start screaming）
[01:54.22] Redman:
[01:54.54] Muther****er didn't don't I movesay
[01:56.08] （gun fires 4 time）
[01:58.03] （Plane starts falling）
[01:58.84] （people still screaming）

Pinyin

[00:03.75] Ladies and Gentleman we' ll be landing in about 20 minutes,
[00:06.63] ascending into Kennedy Airport.
[00:07.75] The time is 5: 20 am and were a little bit early this evening.
[00:11.31] The weather in New York is 55 degrees and there is a light rain falling.
[00:14.75] Thank you so much for flying with us, I hope you has a pleasent flight.
[00:18.06] We' ll be coming around and collecting your blankets and headphones.
[00:20.19] So please fasten your seatbelts and store your carry on luggage in the seat beneath your... ass laughs.
[00:25.50] Stewardess:
[00:26.19] Sir can you please fasten your seatbelt were preparing for landing.
[00:29.06] Redman:
[00:29.37] Aight, Imma do it right now I get just something gotta out of this bag.
[00:31.86] Stewardess:
[00:33.23] Sir can you please put your seat in the upright position and store your tray table away.
[00:36.73] Redman:
[00:37.11] Alright hold on I told you imma do it right in one minute I just got to get something out of this bag.
[00:42.23] Stewardess:
[00:42.48] Sir can you please turn off that walkmen I' ve been telling you this intire flight it' s against federal regulations to use a walk
[00:48.05] Redman:
[00:48.30] Hold on, hold on, hold on, I ain' t trying to hear that, listen I told you i was going to do it in one minute, your starting to get on my ing nerves, get the outta here aight.
[00:56.54] Stewardess:
[00:56.73] Sir is there a problem?
[00:57.98] Redman:
[00:58.30] sighs Yeah there' s a problem.
[00:59.92] Stewardess:
[01:00.10] Do I have to alert the captain?
[01:01.73] Redman:
[01:01.98] Yeah... alert your Captain this gun cocks Get the over here!
[01:04.73] stewardess screams come here stewardess still screaming Take me to the ing captain!
[01:09.48] door opens, stewardess still screaming
[01:10.55] Who' s in charge here?
[01:11.98] Captain:
[01:12.23] I am
[01:13.05] Gun Fires
[01:13.54] Redman:
[01:13.98] I said who' s in charge here?
[01:15.67] CoPilot:
[01:15.92] Uh, you are.
[01:16.79] Redman:
[01:17.11] Alright then, now turn this muther er around!
[01:18.79] Redman talking on intercom:
[01:20.11] Is this shit on?... Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking.
[01:23.55] This is a muther ing stickup. We' ll be cruzing at an altitude of 30, 000 feet.
[01:30.30] I want your wallet, your cash, your jewels, your rings, baby rings, muther ing shoes, sneakers, socks,
[01:37.55] I want the credit cards the welfare cards I even want your ing frequent flyer miles.
[01:42.86] I' m telling you the first muther er to move is gonna catch this muther er.
[01:48.60] Now send the bag around.... Thank you.
[01:52.35] people start screaming
[01:54.22] Redman:
[01:54.54] Muther er didn' t don' t I movesay
[01:56.08] gun fires 4 time
[01:58.03] Plane starts falling
[01:58.84] people still screaming