作词 : Crowell Cool as a rule you don't learn in no school You can't brown nose the teacher from a dunce hat stool It's the hum and the rhythm of the birds and the bees The momma's and the poppa's and the monkeys in the trees It's the brothers and the sisters living life on the street Play a hunch pull the punch and you'll likely get beat By the junk food tattooed white dude true blued Honky with an attitude coming unglued Fate's right hand..... I don't understand at all Redrum dot com dim sum smart bombs Double cappuccino and a heart like a tom tom Ozone long gone that's it I quit Natural inclination says enough of this brat pack black jack heart attack crack We need another news channel like a hole in the back There's a 187 on the 405 And we all go to heaven on a hard disk drive Fate's right hand..... I don't understand at all Billy loves women like a junky loves dope Give him just enough rope and the monkey gon choke She's a Bill Blass combo maxed out mombo D.K.N.Y. caught him in a lie Ken Starr word man were talking absurd Spending forty million dollars just to give a man the bird He's a king she's a queen so the rap won't stick Get it on with a rubber and you won't get sick Fate's right hand..... I don't under stand at all Fate's right hand..... I don't under stand at all