I gotta tell you this too,you know, I'm a short fucker,you know,like I said,I gotta, I work purely off personality. I aint got a problem with it. If I was tall I'd probably be stupid, I'm just guessing, I don't know. But you tall fuckers got it good when it comes to walking in the bedroom,just dropping your drawers."Oh my god what the fu-" You know.We, Us short fuckers gotta be creative. I came up with something. Put on a wig,and talk with an accent. I brought my wig with me, I'd like to share it with you: Hello my name is Carlos. I want to make love to you. I want you to get on the bed,and take off your panties,do as i say. Hurry girlfriend,right now,okay. Then I want you to pretend that your feet hate each other,do as i say. Heh,you drunk fuckers'll try to use that line tonight. Every one of you will fuck it up too "Get up dere on the bed and pretend your feet stink.Well I can't remember what he sed just get your panties off!!I want a lil pootie poo." One of you girls tonight will be lucky enough to have your hiney spanked by Carlos.Who will it be? Who will be my sexy girl? I will find you sexy girl and you will come. And when you come you will come again,who will it be? Who will be my sexy girl? I want my sexy girl right now,where is she? I like you,right there,hiding behind your boyfriend. Come to Carlos. Look at you! I like you sexy girl where did you get that dress? Right now I tell you. I tell-Here's whats going to happen. I will spank your hiney,like this. You will really like this- Don't fight it,do as i say! We will have fun. Come to Carlos,right now. Bend over this chair,do as i say. Bend over! (hoh) Man!Over-achiever, I love her! Oh wai-I li-oh- It's okay, I play,I play,she attack me,you saw,okay. Ummm,when you bend over, I would like to do a little trick. I would like to make my weiner dissapear,okay? No no,no no,it's okay,it's okay,it's okay,it will reappear. And then dissapear again,really fast,it's o- Aye!I play! She attack me,you saw,okay. She can't keep her hands off me,look at that,okay. Crazy. I tell you what,you don't want to do that, I tell you what. Lay on Carlos. Come,lay on Carlos!It's fun,come to- Come!Bouncy ride,bouncy ride,come on. Lay on Carlos! Okay,okay,okay. Sometimes it does not work. A woman needs a little romance, I will give it to her. I tell you what. Get on your chair,just like this,it's okay. Give me that, I tell you what,give me that water,right there. Here,I'll give you a little something,make you,put you in the mood. This is,uh,this is horny juice. It'll make you very horny,be careful. Taste.You are horny,huh? Ahaha.I will be horny with you. I will be a little more horny than you. Oh,he wants to be horny too. We will have a threesome! Jesus Christ Vah!!!Ahahahahaha I like you. You will fall in love before it's over,don't fight it. You are horny right now. I tell you what I will do, I will sing to you: As I walk on to the stage, Tonight I turn another page, Another nitch up in my cup, I will sit down in your lap, Look at you you turn me o-oon, I squeeze your boobs when we're alo-oone I am caught up in your trap... I hope she dont give me the clap Okay,I play. Thanks for coming out, Good Night!