| Song | The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun |
| Artist | Julie Brown |
| Album | Trapped In The Body Of A White Girl |
| It was homecoming night at my high school | |
| Everyone was there, it was totally cool | |
| I was real excited, I almost wet my jeans | |
| 'Cause my best friend Debbie was homecoming queen | |
| She looked so pretty in pink chiffon | |
| (Chiffon) | |
| Riding the float with her tiara on | |
| (Tiara on) | |
| Holding this humongous bouquet in her hand | |
| (Bouquet) | |
| She looked straight out of Disneyland | |
| You know, like, the Cinderella ride | |
| I mean definitely an E-ticket | |
| (E-ticket) | |
| The crowd was cheering, everyone was stoked | |
| (Was stoked) | |
| I mean it was like the whole school was totally coked or something | |
| The band was playing "Evergreen" | |
| Then all of a sudden, somebody screamed | |
| "Look out—the homecoming queen's got a gun" | |
| Everybody run | |
| The homecoming queen's got a gun | |
| Everybody run | |
| The homecoming queen has got a gun | |
| Debbie's smiling and waving her gun | |
| Picking off cheerleaders one by one | |
| Oh, Buffy's pompom just blew to bits | |
| Oh no, Mitzi's head just did the splits | |
| God, my best friend's on a shooting spree | |
| Stop it, Debbie, you're embarrassing me | |
| How could you do what you just did | |
| Are you having a really bad period | |
| Everybody run | |
| The homecoming queen's got a gun | |
| Everybody run | |
| The homecoming queen has got a gun | |
| (Stop Debbie, you're making a mess | |
| Powder burns all over your dress) | |
| An hour later, the cops arrived | |
| By then the entire Glee Club had died—no big loss | |
| You wouldn't believe what they brought to stop her | |
| Tear gas, machine guns, even a chopper | |
| (Throw down your gun and tiara and come out of the float) | |
| Debbie didn't listen to what the cop said | |
| She aimed and fired, and now the math teacher's dead | |
| Oh, it's really sad, but kind of a relief | |
| I mean, we had this big test coming up next week | |
| Everybody run | |
| The homecoming queen's got a gun | |
| Everybody run | |
| The homecoming queen has got a gun | |
| (Debbie's really having a blast | |
| She's wasting half of the class) | |
| The cops fired a warning shot that blew her off the float | |
| I tried to scream "duck" but it stuck in my throat | |
| She hit the ground and did a flip, it was real acrobatic | |
| But I was crying so hard, I couldn't work my Instamatic | |
| I ran down to Debbie, I had to find out | |
| What made her do it, why'd she freak out | |
| I saw the bullet had got her right in the ear | |
| I knew then the end was near | |
| So I ran down and I said, in her good ear | |
| "Debbie, why did you do it" | |
| She raised her head, smiled, and said | |
| "I did it for Johnny" | |
| Johnny | |
| Well, like, who's Johnny | |
| Answer me, Debbie, who's Johnny | |
| Does anybody here know Johnny | |
| Are you Johnny | |
| There was one guy named Johnny | |
| But he was a total geek | |
| He always had food in his braces | |
| Answer me, Debbie, who's Johnny | |
| Oh god, this is like that movie "Citizen Kane" | |
| You know, where you later find out Rosebud was a sled | |
| But we'll never know who Johnny was | |
| 'Cause, like, she's dead | |
| Everybody run | |
| The homecoming queen's got a gun | |
| Everybody run | |
| The homecoming queen has got a | |
| Everybody run | |
| Everybody run | |
| The homecoming queen has got a. |
| It was homecoming night at my high school | |
| Everyone was there, it was totally cool | |
| I was real excited, I almost wet my jeans | |
| ' Cause my best friend Debbie was homecoming queen | |
| She looked so pretty in pink chiffon | |
| Chiffon | |
| Riding the float with her tiara on | |
| Tiara on | |
| Holding this humongous bouquet in her hand | |
| Bouquet | |
| She looked straight out of Disneyland | |
| You know, like, the Cinderella ride | |
| I mean definitely an Eticket | |
| Eticket | |
| The crowd was cheering, everyone was stoked | |
| Was stoked | |
| I mean it was like the whole school was totally coked or something | |
| The band was playing " Evergreen" | |
| Then all of a sudden, somebody screamed | |
| " Look out the homecoming queen' s got a gun" | |
| Everybody run | |
| The homecoming queen' s got a gun | |
| Everybody run | |
| The homecoming queen has got a gun | |
| Debbie' s smiling and waving her gun | |
| Picking off cheerleaders one by one | |
| Oh, Buffy' s pompom just blew to bits | |
| Oh no, Mitzi' s head just did the splits | |
| God, my best friend' s on a shooting spree | |
| Stop it, Debbie, you' re embarrassing me | |
| How could you do what you just did | |
| Are you having a really bad period | |
| Everybody run | |
| The homecoming queen' s got a gun | |
| Everybody run | |
| The homecoming queen has got a gun | |
| Stop Debbie, you' re making a mess | |
| Powder burns all over your dress | |
| An hour later, the cops arrived | |
| By then the entire Glee Club had died no big loss | |
| You wouldn' t believe what they brought to stop her | |
| Tear gas, machine guns, even a chopper | |
| Throw down your gun and tiara and come out of the float | |
| Debbie didn' t listen to what the cop said | |
| She aimed and fired, and now the math teacher' s dead | |
| Oh, it' s really sad, but kind of a relief | |
| I mean, we had this big test coming up next week | |
| Everybody run | |
| The homecoming queen' s got a gun | |
| Everybody run | |
| The homecoming queen has got a gun | |
| Debbie' s really having a blast | |
| She' s wasting half of the class | |
| The cops fired a warning shot that blew her off the float | |
| I tried to scream " duck" but it stuck in my throat | |
| She hit the ground and did a flip, it was real acrobatic | |
| But I was crying so hard, I couldn' t work my Instamatic | |
| I ran down to Debbie, I had to find out | |
| What made her do it, why' d she freak out | |
| I saw the bullet had got her right in the ear | |
| I knew then the end was near | |
| So I ran down and I said, in her good ear | |
| " Debbie, why did you do it" | |
| She raised her head, smiled, and said | |
| " I did it for Johnny" | |
| Johnny | |
| Well, like, who' s Johnny | |
| Answer me, Debbie, who' s Johnny | |
| Does anybody here know Johnny | |
| Are you Johnny | |
| There was one guy named Johnny | |
| But he was a total geek | |
| He always had food in his braces | |
| Answer me, Debbie, who' s Johnny | |
| Oh god, this is like that movie " Citizen Kane" | |
| You know, where you later find out Rosebud was a sled | |
| But we' ll never know who Johnny was | |
| ' Cause, like, she' s dead | |
| Everybody run | |
| The homecoming queen' s got a gun | |
| Everybody run | |
| The homecoming queen has got a | |
| Everybody run | |
| Everybody run | |
| The homecoming queen has got a. |