Hello, hello my name is 
Jimmy Fallon
And welcome to the auditions for 
Troll Productions 
IncRemember, we're looking for a star or celebrity
To sponsor our new line of trolls dolls, in our new series of commercials
So thanks for coming
Let's just start the auditions, first up, 
Mr. John Travolta
She's like, 
I swear to 
God, I mean
I can't believe you guys are trying to sell these things, right
I mean like, who does his hair? 
I mean like, his hair's so frizzy
I mean like, you guys can probably get some
Like, anti-freeze shampoo or something, right? 
I meanI don't know how you guys expect to sell these things
Looking so weird, right?
Thank you, next up, 
Cliff Calvin, the mailman from 
Cheers?Hey, thanks a lot to ya buddy
I was talking with 
Marty about these dolls
Turns out, the uh, turns out the actual midget trolls
Were made in the 1300's, by, 
Indian chiefs
Looking for a story to keep their children occupied
These trolls are nice but 
I'd rather be having a beer
With Normy back at the bar
Thank you, 
Cliffy, next up, comedian 
Jerry Seinfeld
Okay people, okay will you look at these things?
I mean, do you remember when dolls used to have
Moving arms and legs, am 
I right? He doesn't have any pants on
What's the deal with that? 
No pants, you get the doll
You don't get the pants
Thank you, uh, next up, actor 
Nicolas Cage
Who? What? 
Where?That's all 
I got for that one actually
Next up, comedian 
Robin Williams
Oh yes, troll dolls, yes a beautiful thing, yes
It's a beautiful thing, yes looks like 
Don King on 
Viagra, yes
Yes, suddenly the guy's at home going"What the hell's going on there?", yes
Meanwhile, there's a kid at home going"Daddy, I want the Harry Potter doll", yes
Meanwhile, the guy's at home going"I'm seeing the anti-Christ and it is a troll doll", yes
Suddenly Arnold 
Schwarzenegger's at home going"Yeah, I like to eat troll doll with my English Muffin", yes
Suddenly, 
Mr. Happy's coming out going"Lewinski, Lewinski", yes thank you
Next up, next up, next up for the auditions, 
Mr. Gilbert 
GottfriedWhat is this? 
What kinda kid plays with something like this?
They're so weird looking
What kinda kid would play with something like this?
I'd like to be the voice of this and that's not good
Thank you, last but not least, 
Mr. Adam Sandler
Alright, how ya doing? 
Alright, this is, okay, this is, this is me
Giving a troll doll to, to my mother, okay
Here we go, "Mom, I, hi I, I, I got you a trollWhat did you say?I said, I, I said, I got you a troll"
I can't hear you, 
What did you say to your poor mother?
Speak up, please
I said, "I got you a trollI'm outta control, what are you saying?I wish you would just take the doll and shut up"
That's enough for the trolls
Thank you very much