I don't wanna  do we have to
I don't wanna  do we have to

Don't wanna go down and drink in the woods

We could get some Mad Dog and hang out in my garage

I've got a ping pong table

I don't wanna  do we have to
I don't wanna  do we have to

Don't wanna drink in the woods  it sucks

Sit with 20 dudes and a pickup truck
And we're gone

I've got my thermals on

Gatorade bottle filled with warm Smirnoff
Got too close to the fire  burned my eyebrows off

I puked by a tree  I pee in the grass
And you get poison ivy all over your ass

Your in the woods

Don't wanna drink in the woods tonight

Last time I did I got into a fight with some guy

Who graduated three years ago

I paid five bucks for a plastic cup

Foam is spitting out and it won't fill up
So I pump that tap with my best friend
And he flipped me over for a keg stand  keg stand

I'm drinking in the woods

I'm drunk  tree trunk

I'm drunk  tree trunk