Yo. Are you ready for some air ball throwin'
Free throw blowin no look where I'm goin'
Free style flowin'
You are in my house baby

Well it's tip off time and I'm off the tip

Walkin' to the bench and I sit bite my lip
Bustin' out rhymes standin' in line
'Cause it's garbage time
'Cause I'm calm I'm cool
And I collected eighteen shots
That got rejected
I'm not Corey Feldman
I'm not Corey Haim
I got a license to drive
But I ain't got game
Jimmy what do you say

You can't play basketball

Jimmy what do you say

You can't play basketball

Wear my socks high
'Cause it makes me feel cool
I don't know how to dribble
But I know how to drool
People always say that
I'm a basketball fool
I got a little tiny hoop cold floatin' in my pool
Played my friend's dog on a twenty dollar bet
I took him to the hole I took him to the vet
Shoot from the three every chance I get
I call it in the air nothin' but nothin'
Jimmy what do you say

You can't play basketball

Jimmy what do you say

You can't play basketball

Okay here's my chance the open lane
Don't get nervous don't sweat everyone's watchin'
You can do it man I mean just dribble up
Don't double dribble just dribble normal
Don't show everyone
That you can dribble superfast
Between your legs like you
Do in your driveway
No this is in front of people on the court
I'm gonna go up in the air
I'm gonna dunk it as hard as I can
'Cause usually
I'm on the other end people dunkin' on me
I'm used to some 7 foot dude's
Thingy gettin' smacked in my face

I still got the bruise to prove it
But I ain't gonna take that
Nickname Dick Bruiseface lyin' down

My name ain't Dick Bruiseface
Well listen up ya'll
You know I'm not tall
My name was never written on the bathroom wall
I'm gonna say
What's up I'm gonna take the pump
'Cause I'm a movin' pick
I'm gonna shoot some bricks
So I huff and puff
I say enuff z'nuff
I'd rather watch Ahmad Rashad
On the inside stuff
Say
Jimmy what do you say

You can't play basketball

Jimmy what do you say

You can't play basketball

Jimmy what do you say

You can't play basketball

Jimmy what do you say

You can't play basketball