| Song | Brief Interviews With Hideous Men |
| Artist | I Set My Friends on Fire |
| Album | You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter |
| 作曲 : Mihana, Moo | |
| All your marsupial annotations | |
| That you carry around | |
| May ring through their ears, | |
| But to us make no sound. | |
| We never asked you to squat | |
| On our intricacies of employment, | |
| But honestly, the harder you squeeze | |
| Facilitates the enjoyment. | |
| Oh just look at all the pretty boggling array | |
| Of punctuations marks at our disposal. | |
| Slashes, dashes and dots of various sorts, | |
| Might even meet our proposal. | |
| Hot flashes, and rashes, | |
| I'm feeling particularly pretentious; | |
| Your vasomotor disturbances | |
| Only rev up our engines. | |
| DIALOGUE A | |
| LL THE SHI | |
| T YOU WANT! | |
| BUT MAKE S | |
| URE TO USE | |
| THE BIGGES | |
| T FONT! TH | |
| E LOUDER Y | |
| OU SPEAK, | |
| THE MORE T | |
| HEY MENTIO | |
| N. BOLD OR | |
| UNDEFINED, | |
| THIS WILL | |
| GET YOUR A | |
| TTENTION! |
| zuò qǔ : Mihana, Moo | |
| All your marsupial annotations | |
| That you carry around | |
| May ring through their ears, | |
| But to us make no sound. | |
| We never asked you to squat | |
| On our intricacies of employment, | |
| But honestly, the harder you squeeze | |
| Facilitates the enjoyment. | |
| Oh just look at all the pretty boggling array | |
| Of punctuations marks at our disposal. | |
| Slashes, dashes and dots of various sorts, | |
| Might even meet our proposal. | |
| Hot flashes, and rashes, | |
| I' m feeling particularly pretentious | |
| Your vasomotor disturbances | |
| Only rev up our engines. | |
| DIALOGUE A | |
| LL THE SHI | |
| T YOU WANT! | |
| BUT MAKE S | |
| URE TO USE | |
| THE BIGGES | |
| T FONT! TH | |
| E LOUDER Y | |
| OU SPEAK, | |
| THE MORE T | |
| HEY MENTIO | |
| N. BOLD OR | |
| UNDEFINED, | |
| THIS WILL | |
| GET YOUR A | |
| TTENTION! |