Imperial Teen - Last To Know
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Pumped up pecs and sticky skin
Floors unswept and walls are thin
Were you the last to know?
Were you the last to go?
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Steroids in the cabinet
A trophy wife with benefits
Were you the last to know?
Were you the last to go?
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Seat belt trumps the booster seat
Bigger than you used to be
Were you the last to know?
Were you the last to go?
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The baby pacified
The sailor crucified
The kissing glorified
The mother horrified
Were you the last to know?
Were you the last to go?
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You set the trap and locked your phone
Then we became a palindrome
Were you the last to know?
Were you the last to go?
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A festival of paper shreds
A bed for two is not a bed
Were you the last to know?
Were you the last to go?
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The baby pacified

The sailor crucified
The kissing glorified
The mother horrified
Were you the last to know?
Were you the last to go?
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Applaud a pessimist
You putting up a fist
Employ a nihilist
While teaching you to kiss
Were you the last to know?
Were you the last to go?
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Based on what I found out, it’s a lie
Based on what we both know, it’s goodbye
Money money money money sigh
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The music’s stopped and I can’t sing
But I can get through anything
Were you the last to know?
Were you the last to go?
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