I'm cold and unapproachable 
Deceptive and a fraud 
Don't need to keep attention 
I hate to be ignored 
The soul of no discretion 
Belligerent, won't think outside the box 
I'm critical and careless 
My open mind is shut and firmly locked 
I'm selfish and insensitive 
I'm rotten to the core 
Pretentious and derivative 
You've seen it all before 
My good contributions 
Are counted on the fingers of one hand 
No New Year's 
Resolution 
Nothing ever goes the way 
I planned 
My catalogue of failures 
Is etched upon my lips 
The baggage that 
I carry Would sink a thousand ships 
My motives are uncertain 
Intentions not altogether pure 
So now don't you want me beside you 
Just like it was before? 
I'm stupid, inarticulate 
My ego grows and grows 
Libido turns to celibate 
I don't know where it goes 
No lifelong performance 
Prepares me for the final curtain call 
I swear no allegiance 
No loyalty to anything at all 
You, like me, were raised to be 
A million times admired 
Unlike mine, your family line 
Were all born brilliant liars