It's not I who sought the novice
It's the novice who sought me

The cook went blind  drank too much
And fed his guest on angeldust

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If my heads been through a windscreen
Why are all the eyeballs green

Take me round the roundabout slow down
Don't stop  oh bail out  pull over

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It was not I who bit Sheriff
It was the sheriff who bit me

Cut me open and stitched me up
Be my lamb chops  buttercup

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What's a crucifixion
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I was bitten by a horse
And now I'm moving for divorce

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It took more than one man
To change my name to Shanghai Lily

Cook went blind  drank too much
And fed his guest on angeldust

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What's a cluckin' chicken

What's a cluckin' chicken need

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