作词 : Happy Mondays

That's sickly clean  this mild and meek

I could launch it with a poker  no danger for a weekend
It opens its mouth  there's no words  just a squeak
I can launch it with a poker  no joker for a weekday

Bing bong  the weekday

Bing bong  no danger

Here goes a sweet freak

How many fools do you get in the school
Of an English county classroom

All the things going on inside your bill bong
There's no room  it's just pure art room

You try very hard to get that right

To imitate some kind of life form
A matter of fact  without any tact

You can go on back you  you shouldn't have been burn

Bing bong  no danger

Bing bong  the sweet freak
Diggers mothers  switch on the cooker
Get the hillbillies down   set out to bugger

Sweet freak pen and ink

How do you make a bulldog think

Happy Christmas  I said  not to speak then

Happy Christmas  when's it's next week then

And you swear  you naughty meathead
What sleeps in your bed  is got to be a geek Ted

Bing bong  the weekday

Bing bong  no danger
How many fools do you get in the schools

Of an English county [Incomprehensible

All the things going on inside your built bomb
There's no room  it's just pure art room

Sweet freak  pen and ink

How do we get these [Incomprehensible

Sweet freak pen and ink

It's dangerous to let the freaky dink in

Chopper up  cooker  give me some smother
I can't stand the thought of the dwarf bein' a mother
Is this love  man  it's pure hate
If you put it on the table  it'll be to late
Is this love  man  No  it's pure hate

It can't be more simple  it's there on a plate
Is this love man  No it ain't
Is this love  man  No  it's pure hate
Is this love  man