I've got the time / and you've got the space / I'm gonna wipe you down / and lick the
 Smile off your face, the smile off your face / though we know that it's wrong / towel sets
 / matching combs / oh it looks so good but does it turn you on? / oh... / I want you now /
 And I want you here / so lie down by the fire / and if the neighbours hear, the neighbours
 Hear / 'cos they don't understand / what you've got / in your hand / oh it looks so good
 But does it turn you on? / oh... yeah! / are we going to do it again? / sideways? / I was
 Still in the queue when you came / delivered me from his 'n' hers / you pulled the units
 Down / delivered me from his 'n' hers / and when I saw his face / oh it made me feel
 Better / oh now it's gone too far / we gave up hope / and the future's bleak / just a soap
 On a rope, a soap on a rope / put the rope around his neck / pull it tight / he's erect /
 Oh and it looks so good but does it turn you on? / oh... yeah! / are we going to do it
 Again? / shove it in sideways / I was still in the queue when you came / delivered me from
 His 'n' hers / you pulled the units down / delivered me from his 'n' hers / and when I saw
 His face / oh it made me feel better / so we laid in bed afterwards and / she asked me /
 What made me frightened / and I said / 'i'm frightened of belgian chocolates / i'm
 Frightened of pot pourri / I'm frightened of james dean posters / I'm frightened of
 Twenty-six inch screens / I'm frightened of remote control / I'm frightened of endowment
 Plans / I'm frightened of figurines / I'm frightened of evenings in the brincliffe oaks
 Searching for a conversation.' / 'oh you're stupid,' she said / and she
 Took my hand / she took my hand and she said / 'i want / I want you / I want you to /
 I want you to touch / I want you to touch me / I want you to touch me.' / oh... / are
 We going to do it again? / shove it in sideways / I was still in the queue when you came /
 Delivered me from his 'n' hers / you pulled the units down / delivered me from his 'n'
 Hers / and when I saw his face / you know it made me feel better.