I'm A Man - Pulp Laid here With the advertising sliding past my eyes Like cartoons From other peoples lives I start to wonder What It takes to be a man Well I've learned to drink And I've learned to smoke And I've learned to tell a Dirty joke Oh If thats all there is then theres no point for me So please can I ask just why we're alive When all that you do seems such a waste of time And if you hang around too long you'll be a man Tell me about it Your car can go up to one hundred and ten You've nowhere to go but you'll go there again And nothing makes a difference to a man Saw you stumbling in to town with your stomach in To show them what you've got though they've seen everything Yeah you're a beauty but they've seen it all before You've got the lead But still you want To go and book at restaurants Well I'm a fool And then you just fly away So please can I ask just why we're alive When all that you do seems such a waste of time And if you hang around too long you'll be a man Tell me about it Your car can go up to one hundred and ten You've nowhere to go but you'll go there again And nothing makes a difference to a man Tell me about it Please can I ask just why we're alive When all that you do seems such a waste of time And if you hang around too long you'll be a man Tell me about it Your car can do up to one hundred and ten You've nowhere to go but you'll go there again And nothing makes a difference to a man To a man To a man To a man