| Song | Wizard Of Finance |
| Artist | Parliament |
| Album | Funkentelechy Vs. The Placebo Syndrome |
| 作曲 : George Clinton/Ron Ford/Glen Goins | |
| Yeah, whoa-whoa-whoa | |
| If I was a wizard of finance | |
| Speculating every day on Wall Street | |
| My dividends would be so tremendous, baby | |
| Even Dow Jones would find it hard to believe | |
| It's your lovin' | |
| Can I kiss you | |
| Can I squeeze you | |
| Can I hug you | |
| Right now baby (it's the squeezing kind) | |
| (x2) | |
| All-right! | |
| If I had plenty of money | |
| I would probably in one year | |
| I'd be busy buying you flowers, girl | |
| Just to show I appreciate your being here | |
| It's your lovin' | |
| Can I kiss you | |
| Can I squeeze you | |
| Can I hug you | |
| Right now, baby | |
| It's the squeezing kind | |
| (x2) | |
| It's the lovin' kind | |
| It's the squeezin' kind | |
| (x2) | |
| It's your lovin' | |
| Can I kiss you | |
| Can I squeeze you | |
| Can I hug you | |
| Can I squeeze you kind, yeah darling | |
| It's the lovin' kind | |
| It's the squeezing kind | |
| (x2) | |
| If I were a wizard of finance | |
| I would probably invest my life in you | |
| My dividend would be so tremendous, baby | |
| Even Dow Jones won't believe it's true | |
| It's the lovin' kind | |
| It's the squeezing kind | |
| (x2) | |
| It's your lovin' | |
| Can I kiss you | |
| Can I squeeze you | |
| Can I hold you | |
| Can I hug you | |
| Can I please you | |
| Can I squeeze you kind, yeah | |
| It's the lovin' kind | |
| It's the squeezing kind | |
| (x3) |
| zuò qǔ : George Clinton Ron Ford Glen Goins | |
| Yeah, whoawhoawhoa | |
| If I was a wizard of finance | |
| Speculating every day on Wall Street | |
| My dividends would be so tremendous, baby | |
| Even Dow Jones would find it hard to believe | |
| It' s your lovin' | |
| Can I kiss you | |
| Can I squeeze you | |
| Can I hug you | |
| Right now baby it' s the squeezing kind | |
| x2 | |
| Allright! | |
| If I had plenty of money | |
| I would probably in one year | |
| I' d be busy buying you flowers, girl | |
| Just to show I appreciate your being here | |
| It' s your lovin' | |
| Can I kiss you | |
| Can I squeeze you | |
| Can I hug you | |
| Right now, baby | |
| It' s the squeezing kind | |
| x2 | |
| It' s the lovin' kind | |
| It' s the squeezin' kind | |
| x2 | |
| It' s your lovin' | |
| Can I kiss you | |
| Can I squeeze you | |
| Can I hug you | |
| Can I squeeze you kind, yeah darling | |
| It' s the lovin' kind | |
| It' s the squeezing kind | |
| x2 | |
| If I were a wizard of finance | |
| I would probably invest my life in you | |
| My dividend would be so tremendous, baby | |
| Even Dow Jones won' t believe it' s true | |
| It' s the lovin' kind | |
| It' s the squeezing kind | |
| x2 | |
| It' s your lovin' | |
| Can I kiss you | |
| Can I squeeze you | |
| Can I hold you | |
| Can I hug you | |
| Can I please you | |
| Can I squeeze you kind, yeah | |
| It' s the lovin' kind | |
| It' s the squeezing kind | |
| x3 |