[00:01.03]Blind date with the chancer, we had oysters and dry lancers
[00:04.34]And the check when it arrived we went dutch, dutch, dutch, dutch
[00:09.07]A reder shade of neck on a whiter shade of trash
[00:13.02]And this emory board is giving me a rash
[00:19.45]I'm flat out, you're so beautiful to look at when you cry
[00:26.34]Freeze, don't move
[00:29.89]You've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation
[00:37.58]Of the sequel to your life
[00:41.25]A shady lane, everybody wants one
[00:45.37]A shady lane, everybody needs one
[00:49.38]Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God
[00:53.40]Oh my God, oh your God, oh his God, over God
[00:57.69]It's everybody's God, it's everybody's God
[00:59.82]It's everybody's God, it's everybody's God
[01:01.96]The worlds collide but all that we want is a shady lane
[01:19.32]Glance, don't stare, soon you're being told to recognize your heirs
[01:28.07]No, not me, I'm an island of such great complexity
[01:36.31]Stress surrounds in the muddy peaceful center of this town
[01:44.82]Tell me off in the hotel lobby right in front of all the bellboys
[01:55.12]And the over-friendly concierge
[01:59.51]A shady lane, everybody wants one
[02:04.10]A shady lane, everybody needs one
[02:07.77]Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God
[02:11.94]Oh my God, oh your God, oh his God, over God
[02:16.23]It's everybody's God, it's everybody's God
[02:18.47]It's everybody's God, it's everybody's God
[02:20.50]The worlds collide but all that I want is a shady lane