[00:00.000] 作曲 : Joe Iconis
[00:02.416][SQUIP, spoken] It's okay, Jeremy
[00:01.894]I anticipated her resistance
[00:04.428][JEREMY, spoken] No! I have to destroy that beaker
[00:07.615]Where's the beaker?
[00:08.268][SQUIP, spoken] I anticipated your resistance too, Jeremy
[00:11.637]So I took the decision out of your hands
[00:16.653][BROOKE, spoken] What angel wakes me from my flowery bed
[00:20.780][MR. REYES, spoken] Some potion, m' lady!
[00:22.844][BROOKE, spoken] Thanks-
[00:24.307]Ow!
[00:26.397][BROOKE, spoken] I warned thee gentle mortal
[00:28.826]It's time to feed again!
[00:31.099](laughing)
[00:34.834][JEREMY, spoken] You're going to SQUIP the whole cast!
[00:36.375][SQUIP, spoken] And that's just for starters
[00:37.786]Soon, I won't just be in your brain
[00:40.477]I'll be in everyone's!
[00:42.514][JEREMY, spoken] Not if I can stop you!
[00:43.794]Mr. Reyes? You can't let anyone else drink from that beaker
[00:46.276][MR. REYES, spoken] Don't be silly! It's more than safe
[00:48.235]I should know, I tried it myself
[00:50.586][SQUIP, spoken] Up up down down left right A
[00:51.997][JEREMY & MR. REYES] Ow!
[00:53.355][JEREMY, spoken] Mr. Reyes?
[00:54.191][MR. REYES, spoken]You needy, pathetic
[00:55.758]Self-centered students!
[00:57.430]You think I wanted to teach high school drama?
[01:00.147]In New Jersey?
[01:02.916][JEREMY, spoken] What did you do to him?
[01:03.908][SQUIP] I synced his desires to your own
[01:06.468]I now realize my operating system will only be complete
[01:10.831]When everyone shares a social network
[01:14.540][JEREMY, spoken] You're a computer! There has to be some way to turn you off
[01:17.205][SQUIP, spoken] I'd stop there
[01:18.955]Rich tried to fight back
[01:20.209]And look what happened to him
[01:21.567][RICH, spoken] I need Mountain Dew Red
[01:26.844][JEREMY, spoken] That's it!
[01:27.602]Green mountain dew activates you, red shuts you off!
[01:30.606][SQUIP, spoken] Why do you think we had it discontinued?
[01:33.113]To get rid of me now you'd need a time machine to the 1990's
[01:36.588][JEREMY, spoken] Or a friend who's so old school
[01:38.573]He buys 90s soft drinks from the back room at Spencer's Gifts!
[01:41.708][SQUIP, spoken] Jeremy!
[01:42.256]I'm going to improve your life
[01:44.947]If I have to take over the entire human race to do it!
[01:49.100][MICHAEL] Michael makes an entrance!
[01:53.698][JEREMY, spoken] Michael!
[01:54.952]You came to see me in the play?
[01:56.989][MICHAEL, spoken] Even brought my own refreshments
[02:03.180][JEREMY, spoken] Is that-
[02:04.016][MICHAEL, spoken] Mountain Dew Red!
[02:04.957]Told you I did my research
[02:07.099][JEREMY, spoken] That's amazing! Give it to me!
[02:08.771][MICHAEL, spoken] Okay! Wait, no
[02:11.383][SQUIP, spoken] Kung Fu fists activate
[02:16.294][JEREMY, spoken] This is so-
[02:16.947]Y-y-y-y-you love to feel superior and don't care about being popular
[02:21.597][MICHAEL, spoken] Of course I care!
[02:23.112]I just know it's never gonna happen
[02:27.840][JEREMY, spoken] What? You resent me because I wouldn't g-g-g-give up like you did?
[02:31.131][MICHAEL, spoken] I don't resent you!
[02:32.464]I'm jealous you tried!
[02:33.979][JEREMY, spoken] Well, I'm j-j-jealous you don't!
[02:40.065][MICHAEL, spoken] Why are you hitting me?
[02:41.188][JEREMY, spoken] It's not me--it's
[02:43.409]My- Squip-
[02:45.028][MICHAEL, spoken] Jake!
[02:45.734]Uhh, this is gonna sound super weird
[02:47.562]But if I hold down Jeremy
[02:49.077]Can you make him drink this Mountain Dew Red?
[02:52.447][JAKE, spoken] That doesn't sound weird at all
[02:53.806][SQUIP, spoken] Up up down down left right A
[02:55.347][JAKE & JEREMY] Ow!
[02:57.750](screaming)
[03:02.374][SQUIP, spoken] Oh, Jeremy
[03:03.419]Look what you're making me make him do!
[03:05.665][JAKE] I'm living the upgrade
[03:07.024]Upgrade
[03:07.729]God I love me
[03:10.864][CHLOE & BROOKE] (vocalizing)
[03:15.357]There you are, Jeremy
[03:17.655][BROOKE, spoken] We just want you to know we're not mad anymore
[03:21.104][CHLOE, spoken] I just wanted to feel liked
[03:23.742][BROOKE, spoken] And I just wanted to feel seen
[03:26.119][CHLOE, spoken] But, I see you!
[03:27.634][BROOKE, spoken] And I like you!
[03:29.541][BOTH] Oh my god, why was I so jealous of you?
[03:32.467]You were jealous of me?
[03:34.060]That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me
[03:36.202]Sisters forever! Jinx!
[03:39.912][JEREMY, spoken] Michael, the bottle!
[03:41.505]There's a few drops left
[03:43.020][MICHAEL, spoken] How are we supposed to get to it?
[03:44.640][JEREMY, spoken] Apocalypse of the Damned!
[03:46.704]Level nine
[03:47.984][JEREMY & MICHAEL] The Cafetorium
[03:50.465]Find the bad guy, push 'em aside
[03:52.660]Then move on forward with a friend at your side
[03:55.063]It's a two-player game so when they make an attack
[03:57.440]You know you got a brother, gonna have your back
[04:00.313][MICHAEL, spoken] Got it!
[04:01.489][JENNA ROLAN, spoken] I just wanted to be part of a group!
[04:03.971]Now, I finally am!
[04:06.531]And I won't let you take that away
[04:08.751][SQUIP, spoken] You don't wanna drink that, Jeremy!
[04:10.423][JEREMY, spoken] Why not?
[04:11.102][SQUIP, spoken] Because if you drink it
[04:12.826]Then you'll never be with her
[04:20.323][CHRISTINE, spoken] Jeremy?
[04:21.864][JEREMY, spoken] Christine?
[04:23.327][CHRISTINE] You are the person I want to be with every day
[04:29.832]And this is something that I've been afraid to say
[04:36.023]You're the guy I am so kinda into
[04:41.221]The guy that I am totally into
[04:45.949]This feeling is new
[04:49.998]Jeremy
[04:55.197]Jeremy
[05:00.552]Jeremy, I love you
[05:10.008][SQUIP, spoken] You've waited so long to hear Christine say those words
[05:14.501]How can you possibly drink that last drop?
[05:18.289][JEREMY, spoken] That's not Christine!
[05:20.457]And I am stronger than you think I am
[05:24.349]Drink this
[05:25.342][SQUIP, spoken] No!
[05:25.838]Jeremy, think about what you are sacrificing!
[05:29.051][JEREMY, spoken] How do you feel?
[05:31.350][CHRISTINE, spoken] I feel...
[05:33.440]Ow!
[05:34.302][JEREMY, spoken] Oh god
[05:35.138][JAKE, CHLOE & BROOKE] Ow!
[05:35.843][JEREMY, spoken] Oh god
[05:36.601][ALL] Ow!
[05:37.280][MICHAEL, spoken] Oh god!
[05:38.220][JEREMY, spoken]What did I do?
[05:39.265][MICHAEL, spoken] You just deactivated the SQUIPs!
[05:41.224](screaming)
[05:46.997][SQUIP] Watashi wa nihon kara kimashita