I say, I say, I say, I say1, 2, 3, 4 out of 5 ain't bad And once you're in It really doesn't feel so crap You win, you win just a little but you win That pretty face is telling lies It's plaster more than skin But it's good enough, you win Where did it all go right You make plans that you don't stick to If I'm ill then you feel sick too Ain't it strange? I say, I say, I say, I say1, 2, 3, 4 out of 5 ain't bad And once you're in It really doesn't feel so crap Calm down, calm down Just a tiny bit, calm down And when the saints go marching in One saint forgets you with one swing So please give up and calm down Did it all go right? September you don't take notice October you try to ignore us November you look so gloomy December you give in to me Ain't it strange? I say, I say, I say, I say1, 2, 3, 4 out of 5 ain't bad And once you're in It really doesn't feel so crap I say1, 2, 3, 4 out of 5 ain't bad And once you're in It really doesn't feel so crap