In the ghost town 
Inside of my heart 
All the downtown 
Is parking lots 
At the drug store 
At 9th & Payne 
They stock the bitter pills 
They say Will we see you again next 
Tuesday? What more can we do for you, 
Mr Johnson, sir? 
Pass the word around them 
Golden Pools 
I've been elected 
King of the 
Fools At the barber shop 
They never close 
They'll cut your hair 
They'll shine your suit 
Ya look fine, mistah 
Ya look sharp 
We can tell how well you play the part! 
Pass the word around them 
Golden Pools 
I've been elected 
King of the 
Fools In the ghost town 
Inside of my heart 
All the downtown 
Is parking lots 
And in the rain the streets are on fire... 
At the city hall the mayor gives away the key 
He says Look around 
Make yourself at home 
Everything we do for you is our pleasure! 
Pass the word around them 
Golden Pools 
I've been elected 
King of the 
Fools In the ghost town 
Inside of my heart 
All your downtown 
Is parking lots