作词 : Will Ryan
 作曲 : Will Ryan
ANIMATION/SONGWRITING (OblivionFall)
PRODUCER (Aficionados Chris)
TYPOGRAPHY (Sean W.)
THUMBNAIL ARTIST (TiaPunky)

Hi, I'm Baldi
Nice to meet ya
**** me in the ass and call me Patricia!( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Book's your game?
Just shout my name
while you let me use my whip
So that's one book right
But you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes ding dong
like the door I open on you
Here's a tip: abandon ship
or you're gonna see my campfire  w i l l y  !
OH, OH, OH HI THERE!
Welcome to my hooker palace
OH, OH, OH HI THERE!
Please don't leave, I have no friends :(
OH, OH, OH HI THERE!
Let's go camping,
let me touch ya ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
OH, OH, OH HI THERE!
HAHA, I tied you up!

-

Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started
Get the bully's fists and a skipping rope
We'll fill your a s s h o I e with it
Gonna make it rain Coca-Cola
Gonna send you right back to detention
Pay attention to my ****'s ascension
16 bits of dodgy tension
You cry, I just hit harder
You're wrong, I'll speed up faster
I rigged this for my pleasure
In this classroom I'm the master
oh-oh-oh-ohoooooooooooo
I'm gonna make you scared of me
oh-oh-oh-ohoooooooooooo
Y o u ' r e
m y
e c s t a c y
BlTCH
Running through the halls, SLOW DOWN
Shouting noises that sound like
**** YOU BALDI!
BlTCH
Running through the halls, SLOW DOWN
Shouting noises that sound like
**** YOU BALDI!
BlTCH
Running through the halls, SLOW DOWN
Shouting noises that sound like
**** YOU BALDI!
BlTCH
Running through the halls, SLOW DOWN
Shouting noises that sound like
**** YOU BALDI!

-

DON'T EAT ASS
IN THE HALLS
DON'T EAT ASS IN THE HALLS DON'T EAT ASS
DON'T EAT ASS IN THE HALLS DON'T EAT ASS IN THE HALLS
DON'T EAT ASS IN THE HALLS DON'T EAT ASS IN THE HALLS DON'T EAT ASS
DON'T EAT ASS IN THE HALLS DON'T EAT ASS IN THE HALLS DON'T EAT ASS IN THE HALLS
DON'T EAT ASS IN THE HALLS DON'T EAT ASS IN THE HALLS DON'T EAT ASS IN THE HALLS DON'T EAT ASS IN THE HALLS
HA HA HA, JUST KIDDING !
BlTCH
RUNNING THROUGH THE HALLS, SLOW DOWN
SHOUTING NOISES THAT SOUND LIKE
**** YOU BALDI!!
BlTCH
RUNNING THROUGH THE HALLS, SLOW DOWN
SHOUTING NOISES THAT SOUND LIKE
**** YOU BALDI
BlTCH
RUNNING THROUGH THE HALLS, SLOW DOWN
SHOUTING NOISES THAT SOUND LIKE
**** YOU BALDI
BlTCH
RUNNING THROUGH THE HALLS, SLOW DOWN
SHOUTING NOISES THAT SOUND LIKE
**** YOU BALDI

Rats! You got away!
Guess I'll die ¯\_(?_?)_/¯

-