Perverts, on your knees
For what you're about to receive
And it's definitely 
Def, that's 
Deffo for 
DefheadsF.
Def for the 
Death-Deaf 
UndefAstley's in the noose, hang loose kid
Lift the lid on the crimes he did
Caught playing safe, it's a bored game
All the same and everybody's playing it
Nobody's saying it like this
Like, laying it down-
No! They're brown-nosing
Posin' pretty in shitty shit city
It's a tragedy, pure sit-comedy
So we steal, so what, so far, so good
We're Robin 
Hoods, for the good of the loosers
The boozers, the ugly, the crazy
The drunks and the punks, the perverts, the lazy
The trouble here is that trouble never happens
There's bubbles to burst so making trouble's a first
Rhythm and rhyme, partners in crime
Going for the prime time, 
I'm gonna get mine
This is the law, don't argue
This is the law, stop grinnin'
Make some noise, shake what you've got
Go ahead, kick a hole in the speaker
This is the law, for the ugly
This is the law, u-u-ugly oh yeah
Yeah, that's right, kick it
Go ahead, kick a hole the speaker
Very metal riffs polluting the air
Can you dig it? 
Hell yeahCan you dig it?
Hell yeah! 
Hell yeahSay it loud and say it proud
It's a far, far better thing we do now
There's no pleasure to treasure in prostitution
What's my solution? 
Noise pollution
This is the law, don't argue
This is the law, stop grinnin'
Make some noise, shake what you've got
Go ahead, kick a hole in the speaker
This is the law, for the ugly
This is the law, u-u-ugly oh yeah
Yeah, that's right, kick it
Go ahead, kick a hole the speaker
This isn't love, it's just cheap entertainment
The stains on the sheet and the crap on the pavement
Rearing our ugly head, say what's got to be said
With a sledgehammer, no s-s-stammer
Preach to the perverts, teach and convert
Each little excerpt, a feature of expertise
Rough and sleazy, loose and easy
Perverts can you hear me?
This is the law, don't argue
This is the law, stop grinnin'!
Make some noise, shake what you've got
Go ahead, kick a hole in the speaker
This is the law, for the ugly
This is the law, u-u-ugly oh yeah
Yeah, that's right, kick it
Go ahead, kick a hole the speaker
Go ahead, kick a hole the speaker
This is the law, don't argue
Go ahead, kick a hole the speaker
Yeah, that's right, kick it
Go ahead, kick a hole the speaker
This is the law, for the ugly
This is the law, don't argue