| Song | My Name Is Mud |
| Artist | Primus |
| Album | They Can't All Be Zingers |
| 作词 : Claypool, Primus | |
| Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) | |
| My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady | |
| Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) | |
| My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady | |
| Ahem.. excuse me! | |
| Can I have the attention of the class | |
| for one second? | |
| [Eminem] | |
| Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!) | |
| Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!) | |
| Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!) | |
| Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?) | |
| My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight | |
| but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..) | |
| And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!" | |
| Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!" | |
| Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else | |
| Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt | |
| Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off | |
| And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross | |
| I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass | |
| faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast | |
| C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!) | |
| I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off! | |
| [Eminem] | |
| My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high | |
| The only problem was my English teacher was a guy | |
| I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler | |
| and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!) | |
| Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up | |
| Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh...) | |
| Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians | |
| Rapin lesbians while they screamin: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!" | |
| Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to | |
| I just found out my mom does more dope than I do | |
| I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper | |
| Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!) | |
| You know you blew up when the women rush your stands | |
| and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!) | |
| This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?) | |
| [Eminem] | |
| Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!) | |
| Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE! | |
| I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die | |
| I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive | |
| Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide | |
| I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead) | |
| All my life I was very deprived | |
| I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide | |
| Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too) | |
| I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere) | |
| When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits | |
| HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAH!) | |
| I lay awake and strap myself in the bed | |
| Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!) | |
| I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!) | |
| And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?) | |
| Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had |
| zuò cí : Claypool, Primus | |
| Hi! My name is.. what? My name is.. who? | |
| My name is.. scratches Slim Shady | |
| Hi! My name is.. huh? My name is.. what? | |
| My name is.. scratches Slim Shady | |
| Ahem.. excuse me! | |
| Can I have the attention of the class | |
| for one second? | |
| Eminem | |
| Hi kids! Do you like violence? Yeah yeah yeah! | |
| Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? Uhhuh! | |
| Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? Yeah yeah! | |
| Try ' cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? Huh? | |
| My brain' s dead weight, I' m tryin to get my head straight | |
| but I can' t figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate Ummmm.. | |
| And Dr. Dre said, " Slim Shady you a basehead!" | |
| Uhuhhh! " So why' s your face red? Man you wasted!" | |
| Well since age twelve, I' ve felt like I' m someone else | |
| Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt | |
| Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee' s tits off | |
| And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross | |
| I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass | |
| faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast | |
| C' mere slut! Shady, wait a minute, that' s my girl dog! | |
| I don' t give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off! | |
| Eminem | |
| My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high | |
| The only problem was my English teacher was a guy | |
| I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler | |
| and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper Owwwwwwww! | |
| Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up | |
| Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup Wsssshhhhh... | |
| Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians | |
| Rapin lesbians while they screamin: " LET' S JUST BE FRIENDS!" | |
| Ninetynine percent of my life I was lied to | |
| I just found out my mom does more dope than I do | |
| I told her I' d grow up to be a famous rapper | |
| Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her Oh thank you! | |
| You know you blew up when the women rush your stands | |
| and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans Aaahhhhhh! | |
| This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph Dude, can I get your autograph? | |
| Eminem | |
| Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! Get him! | |
| Dr. Dre, don' t just stand there, OPERATE! | |
| I' m not ready to leave, it' s too scary to die | |
| I' ll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive | |
| Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide | |
| I just drank a fifth of vodka dare me to drive? Go ahead | |
| All my life I was very deprived | |
| I ain' t had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide | |
| Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk hachhhtoo | |
| I spit when I talk, I' ll fuck anything that walks C' mere | |
| When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits | |
| HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? WAH! YOU AIN' T GOT NO TITS! WAH! | |
| I lay awake and strap myself in the bed | |
| Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head BANG! | |
| I' m steamin mad Arrrggghhh! | |
| And by the way when you see my dad? Yeah? | |
| Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had |