Wynona's Big Brown Beaver

	作词 : Primus
	Wynona's got herself a big brown beaverand she shows it off to all her friends.
	One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
	So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
	Along came
	Lou with the old baboon
	And said Recognize that smell?
	Smells like seven layers,
	That beaver eats
	Taco Bell.
	Now Rex he was a
	Texan out of
	New Orleans
	And he travelled with the carnival shows.
	He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
	And he candied up his nose.
	He got wind of the big brown beaver
	So he though he'd take himself a peek,
	But the beaver was quick and he grabbed him by the kiwis
	Now he ain't pissed for a week.(And a half!)
	Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,
	And she stuck him up in the air.
	Said I sure do love this big brown beaver
	And I wish
	I did have a pair.
	Now the beaver once slept for seven days
	And it gave us all an awful fright.
	So I tickled his chin and
	I gave him a pinch
	And the bastard tried to bite me.
	Wynona loved her big brown beaver
	And she stroked him all the time.
	She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her
	She might have a porcupine.

	zuò cí : Primus
	Wynona' s got herself a big brown beaverand she shows it off to all her friends.
	One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
	So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
	Along came
	Lou with the old baboon
	And said Recognize that smell?
	Smells like seven layers,
	That beaver eats
	Taco Bell.
	Now Rex he was a
	Texan out of
	New Orleans
	And he travelled with the carnival shows.
	He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
	And he candied up his nose.
	He got wind of the big brown beaver
	So he though he' d take himself a peek,
	But the beaver was quick and he grabbed him by the kiwis
	Now he ain' t pissed for a week. And a half!
	Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,
	And she stuck him up in the air.
	Said I sure do love this big brown beaver
	And I wish
	I did have a pair.
	Now the beaver once slept for seven days
	And it gave us all an awful fright.
	So I tickled his chin and
	I gave him a pinch
	And the bastard tried to bite me.
	Wynona loved her big brown beaver
	And she stroked him all the time.
	She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her
	She might have a porcupine.